Will Talbert

it seems that i have eaten all of the paperwork

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Harry Smallboner

North Carolina, Wilmington, Cemetery Records, 1852-2005

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

I was a gifted child. My parents tried to return me.

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

this jit cracks codes

[Emily @sanitysnatched]

From ages 8-10, I had a deep resentment towards my parents for not owning a deep frier

[Jazz Dispensary @jazzdispensary]

NBA: Bam Adebayo scored 83 points tonight!

NFL: The Ravens backed out of the Maxx Crosby trade!

MLB: The U.S. is losing to Italy at the WBC!

GUY WHO JUST OVERPAID FOR A PAIR OF VINTAGE JBL SPEAKERS ON EBAY: Yeah I’ve been getting into Masayoshi Takanaka lately.

[the natural world @otherseas_]

My kurdish homie saying they are doing field recordings of the explosions at the american consulate to sample

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

@sanitysnatched

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

monica le-twin-ski

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

@TheCinesthetic why do you almost exclusively respond to your own posts

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

they said let’s address the elephant in the room and i said buddy you’re talking to him.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

“So what’s your take?”
“BBBBLLLLLLEEEUUUUUUUUUUUHHH”
“100% agree”

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

#SellChuckSchumerIntoWhiteSlavery

[walker @walkercapl]

“Can I bum an… IDEA?”
—The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

[jos (RAINBOW FACE ERA) @mkgeestan]

this is like the car speaker/headphone tester album of all time

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

@AdamFriedland interesting bitmapping breaking on that sharpie text

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

@hasanthehun @SanaSaeed if only they could have made this decision two years ago hmm

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

@laserboat999 wearing my donald boat helmet while i battle jira tickets

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

i got raptured. there’s twitter in heaven.

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

quit getting tickled with the pickles and come play tennis with a menace

[Will Talbert @talbertcamus]

@AdamFriedland @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Adam, it would be an honor and a privilege to enjoy a couple of sandwiches with you at Defonte’s on October 13th.