Ter;n

profile song: wham bam shang a lang

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

i wish girls saw me the way i see me in workout room mirrors

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

let’s give the people what they want

[glansberg @bigpizzaguy]

Thankful god blessed me w all these natural abilities. But tbh, for the life of me, I just can’t beat these @tiktok_us algorithms. So, here it is twitter.

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

i just found out my breakfast ice cream sandwhiches have carbs...when will 2020 end

[Muad' Dib @ChupaDib]

@talentedterin “honey, why did four guys just come out of that downstairs bathroom that locks? is the boy’s restroom really that big?”

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

but where are people supposed to take their parents, now that Piano is closed?

“Okay so this is Big12 and yes it always smells like this”

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

NO MORE MASK. SCREW THE MASK.

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

@EthanVanSciver Sick affliction hat @tomsegura

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

how are we not calling plus-size models ‘Roll Models’?

both sexy and delicious

[teffy @tevowilliams_]

The next time I’m in a public dance club, I’m gonna leave on a stretcher.

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

maybe we shouldn’t have stopped eating tide pods

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but you have far too many butter knives

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽🖕🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

i’m not saying Pizza Huts reading program taught me how to read

but it played a big part

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

me deciding if this candle wax burns or kinda turns me on

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

my dog finally deciding to say his first words:
I don’t like seeing you naked

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

Prove me wrong.

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

It’s your favorite holiday tradition
*cue fireworks and drake song*

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

@miles_migs GOT THAT MILES BEARD NOW BOYYY. I just felt my mile time go down 3 minutes.

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

QUICK STEP TO CURE BALDNESS🖊

[Ter;n @talentedterin]

me in my head: how can I make this about me?

everybody at somebody else’s birthday: haaappy biiirthday to yooou

me: CHA💥CHA💥CHA💥