Sweet Tee 🍹

in a silly goofy mood

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

1st shift twitter waking up hella confused

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

youre fucking lying 😭

[🦅 Đë§ţŕø 🦅 @B7gS7vyn7]

My wife said dates are important to her because it's time for us to bond outside of the kids. I'm a homebody. You think I'm arguing w/ her about how going out is overrated??? No, I'm getting my lil outfit together and finding places/events for us to enjoy w/ my introverted ass

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

@BrownSxgarBaby Lmao hmmm maybe I’ll give it a try

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

@BrownSxgarBaby Wait…is this the secret to clear skin? 🫢

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

The way I can’t even eat pizza anymore after being traumatized by that vegan pizza

[yaya @malyelff]

a single stick of deodorant costs more than the federal minimum wage and y’all are still saying it’s individuals fault they’re living in poverty

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

Having an iPad is Lowkey like having a DS all over again

[Baby M @1prettyvirgo]

I can’t wait til instagram literally gets discontinued

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

My “crying because men are so attractive” tweets are making a comeback

[chloe @cuteCHLOthes]

someone need to tell southwest that we don’t care if one way is $49 if the other way is gonna be $400

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

Whew I thought I was the only one

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

asked this guy to come over and hang out bc i miss him and want to have sex and he said no because of "traffic" ????? men used to go to war

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When your period comes and you're like ohhh that's why i was planning my suicide

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

Don’t even wanna move home at this point 😭

[Sweet Tee 🍹 @talialynae]

@DariiiRae shhhh