Talia Simpson

Early Years Practitioner 🎨 Mum to a very small human and a very big dog 🧸 Living in Cumbria 🌳 Star gazer, sea lover and biscuit connoisseur 🍪

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

Left my phone in a shop and pranged our hire car today so if you need me I’ll be hibernating for the rest of the winter.

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

I will repost this every single time it comes up on my feed

[Stephanie deGiorgio @DrSdeG]

For….reasons….i am reposting this today.

PLEASE PLEASE don’t leave women vulnerable to becoming incredibly unwell.

[Liz the Alien @21st_Doctor_]

A moment of appreciation for Sam Fender bridges

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

My children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol while pregnant. They’re on the autism spectrum because I, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can’t eat food that is “too potato-y,” had babies with a man who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European aristocracy but a limited ability to process social cues.

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

@McLarenF1 Don’t have many mirrors in McLaren HQ then?

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

@McLarenF1 Are these guys being held in a back room somewhere when Lando pits?

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

LANDO IS A HOME RACE WINNER! 🏆

#McLaren | #GoogleChrome | #BritishGP 🇬🇧

[Alex @AlexNFFC]

It must take bollocks the size of oranges to get back on that stage after what happened last time and what he has been through. Can't help but be chuffed for Lewis Capaldi #GlastonburyFestival

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

@AngelinLothian7 when I tell you I SOBBED

[alfie @alfienxo]

romo (relief of missing out)

[aaron ✌️ @dullmace]

alternatively, you could be like me, skip the earplugs, and gain a lifelong roommate named eeeeeeeeeeee, who never pays rent and screams in your skull forever.

[Boy Wonder @mayanja_jp]

I failed an eye test where the answers are infront of me. You're misplacing your expectations

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

This on top of getting ready for builders coming to essentially rip off the front of our house and then a 6/7 hour drive down south for 2 weeks with the toddler and the dog whilst said building work is done is tipping me over the edge. I don’t even have the energy to cry.

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

Can someone please explain what the hell is going on with all of the illnesses at the moment? Me and 2yo had hand, foot and mouth, I then got some horrific throat infection off the back of it and after about 4 days being well I’m onto some kind of flu/covid/noro mutant bug.

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

the life of a toddler mum who gets every single illness passed onto her

[Will @willne]

makes sense check the rest of them

[George 👁️ ⎕ @YouGhostTrack]

GIVEAWAY ✍️

Ordered a few spare Signed Art Cards from Sam’s store!

LIKE & RETWEET THIS POST! By the 25th February for a chance to get one!

* must be following & open to anyone worldwide :) *

[Talia Simpson @taliamsimpson]

@NME @samfendermusic maybe let us mentally recover from this one first lad

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year