Talia Smiley

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[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

I’m smart and funny and pretty and perfect!

And you are too <3

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@MattiasInSpace at that point it's just a numbers game. eventually you will Win.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@MattiasInSpace if you're getting explicit rejections (in almost any context) you're like 80% of the way there.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@keyofgeo @SurrealistShip mmm possibly. Sisyphean for the median woman, Tantalean for the median man.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

I can’t decide whether swiping on The Apps is more Sisyphean or Tantalean. but it’s definitely got a Greek tragedy myth associated with it.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@manic_pixie_agi important!

I have set a calendar event for myself a couple months in advance; thank you for the reminder.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@mkultra_gf tickets - not available yet I don't think
bring - tent, snacks, general playful accouterment
when - mid september
more info - https://t.co/KHkcNwx5G4

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@gptbrooke 🩶 all the best on your journey.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@gossamerweft I'm smart and funny and pretty and perfect 🩶

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

I'm a girl with lots of sauce. and by that I mean Seemingly Accurate Unconscious Confident Energy.

[quinn, cibevamped @kidcorvid]

i invented something called girlsauce

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@transgendererer 🐒

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

sed is easy because you sed in the regex of out sed the expression.

[funplings (berlin: 7/1-7/7 ➡️ prague: 7/8-7/12) @funplings]

i have a secure attachment style. dating me requires two factor authentication

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@funplings pretty sure it was Max Levchin

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

fall to your knees, or fall to my blade. but fall before me you will.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@TurquoiseCthrne dolls :)

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

Parties are for three things:
- banter/flirting
- embodied dance
- hors d'oeuvres

[Aimee Pepper ⟾ home from vibecamp 🥲 @artbypep]

Parties are for three things:
- impeccable fits
- karaoke or singalongs
- delicious cocktails

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

the Canadian version of surf n’ turf is goose n’ moose.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@SexyLikeMeiosis friend appreciation posting is genuinely a public good. 🩶

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

@TurquoiseCthrne I'm honored. I shall serve New Hampshire with grace, providence, and alacrity.

[Talia Smiley @taliasmiley]

plato looking diogenes dead in the eyes and saying "yup, looks like a human to me."

[thebes @voooooogel]

oh? you have an intuition pump argument? if that thing were true, then this really weird thing would also be true? unfortunately that's not weird to me. that actually sounds extremely normal. guess my intuitions are different than yours. better even.