Teeyang Ting Gee 🧜‍♂️

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

when you're walking at night and hear a scary noise

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten:

[scar @imfat]

remember when it starts to work, shut your f*cking mouth

[poet superstar @HORROR6IRL]

Just completely bombed a job interview bc i dont have the energy to lie anymore like idk😭😭😭😭😭 just hire me

[R @wamadone]

Bangun guys, pertamax udah naik jadi 16rb.
In this economy kalo kita berpergian emang mending naek anjing aja naek anjing.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Sit here for 8 hours

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people unpleaser.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"you should read before bed to help you get sleepy." is the biggest lie i’ve ever been told. i’ll be up until 3am, fully invested.

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

“Isi bensinnya besok pagi aja ah.”

Adalah awal dari bencana.

[miia @miiagarro]

i randomly hate everyone once a month

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[MEL @SpeaknowMel]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.

[Cow @haloopulici]

"jangan dimasukin ke hati"
"jangan dimasukin ke hati"

masuk sendiri ajg

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

"Can you walk me through your resume?"

"Yeah so basically it's everything on that piece of paper in front of you"