michael

The names michael DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED. I'm also known as Ashtyn by a few people

[michael @tall_goth11]

@mavrogatphobia_ My white pasty country dad constantly calls me this AND the n word KNOWING its definition ✌️✌️✌️

[michael @tall_goth11]

@sailrstarscream I feel like just putting “only” would’ve helped 😭😭😭 my kid would’ve failed if they had me as their parent

[michael @tall_goth11]

@sailrstarscream This could’ve been way easier if they wrote “only color the image that starts with the S sound” or smth. I didn’t get it till I reread it over and over again

[michael @tall_goth11]

@SaveMLP Maybe they changed the opacity so that you could see her whole cutie mark instead of just the rainbow/rainboom (idk what her cutie mark is I’m a larp)

[michael @tall_goth11]

@liadreaamy 0 bru

[michael @tall_goth11]

@hicasamadim It’s 50. How dumb are the bots in these replies?

[michael @tall_goth11]

@hicasamadim 23
9+9=18+3+2=23

[michael @tall_goth11]

@deriniko9 40 kg. Where are you guys getting anything different??

[michael @tall_goth11]

@alesanadanshi But, NOT TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE, I think it’d help if you got a different haircut and did smth to make your brows look thicker

[michael @tall_goth11]

@alesanadanshi I don’t see gender but since you look an awful lot like my partner I’d say you pass!

[michael @tall_goth11]

@sorriSpider_ Whyre some dads just like
Theyre children
Want us to grow up but they can’t themselves 😭😭😭

[michael @tall_goth11]

@sorriSpider_ *buys us food*
*everybody thanks him*
“You’re all thankful only whenever I buy you shit.”
Like Jesus okay man

[michael @tall_goth11]

@nerdclustered Bye that happened to me a couple years ago even though I put an age over 40 years old

[michael @tall_goth11]

@munequitamorbid I rlly hope they don’t cut her out of the series.. I rlly wanted to see her with husk :(

[michael @tall_goth11]

@radiohaunt @SPEED0FPAlN Dare I say absolute conformists

[michael @tall_goth11]

I feel like a millennial mother using baby Michael’s picture as a pfp

[michael @tall_goth11]

@skimpyshits NOOOOOOO

[michael @tall_goth11]

@skimpyshits NO HE DOESNT

[michael @tall_goth11]

@nocontextmemes Somehow managed to get seated all the way across the room even though we’ve NEVER talked in that room. Nice.!