jackie

[jackie @tall_j]

My robot hoover has more personality.

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

This is so Batshit gonna watch it on repeat for next 5 minutes

[jackie @tall_j]

@KayMSpringham Will you marry me?

[jackie @tall_j]

@james__dickson Spot on.

[jackie @tall_j]

@KayMSpringham @NolwennAlexand1 @stupidgirl_no1 @Audfromthewest @CherryAdamson @susannesundfor @rjs2505 @theyarncake @TheUnthanks Thanks, Kay. You’re a wee belter yourself! X

[jackie @tall_j]

You could’ve picked any of my last 100 tweets 😭

[Tesco @Tesco]

Quote tweet this tweet and get 0 likes, 0 RT’s and 0 comments by 1pm tomorrow, winner gets a free #TescoMealDeal on us!

[jackie @tall_j]

@Michael_Mooney @ScotTories Yes, being British is a lot less attractive than it was in 2014.

[jackie @tall_j]

I knew there had to be an upside to Brexit.

[George Greenwood @GeorgeGreenwood]

Management consultancy firms reap the rewards of Brexit bonanza

Me and @TimesKennedy have been digging into contracts awarded to major consulting firms.

https://t.co/rdYjHVNWOZ

[jackie @tall_j]

@MattChorley @TimesRadio Pig’s Ear.

[Beau @DrBeauBeaumont]

Everybody's so busy pointing out #FakeMelania in this photo that no one's noticed that John Barrowman's flying the helicopter.

[jackie @tall_j]

@DMinghella My parents survived the Clydebank blitz in 1941 when at least 528 of their fellow townspeople died and 617 were seriously injured over two nights of bombing. The lesson they took from that is that life is precious, and they are doing all they can to follow the rules on covid.

[jackie @tall_j]

@Telegraph My parents survived the Clydebank blitz when 528 of their fellow townspeople died and 617 were seriously injured over two nights of bombing. The lesson they took from that is that life is precious and they are doing all they can to follow the rules #COVID19

[jackie @tall_j]

@scotgov @NicolaSturgeon Odd that there’s no mention of the possible effect of schools being closed for the October holidays.

[jackie @tall_j]

@KayMSpringham Oh gosh yes, that was scary!

[jackie @tall_j]

The clue is in the name #jaffacake

[jackie @tall_j]

@itvpeston @BorisJohnson @Keir_Starmer That’s rich coming from Captain Chaos himself.

[jackie @tall_j]

@james__dickson Hope @KayMSpringham is planning a drive past for your adoring fans.

[jackie @tall_j]

@standupmaths Excel 95 had a row limit of 16,384

[jackie @tall_j]

@afneil Their projection was based on an assumption which they heavily caveated. They assumed the rate of doubling was every seven days, ‘it could be a little bit more or a little bit less’, and they said that ‘if, and it is a big if’, that assumed rate continued then there would be 50k.

[jackie @tall_j]

@KayMSpringham Scary times 😱 This lot are on a mission to destroy everything.