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Matt Smith. I'm awesome, you're awesome.

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My baby 🥰

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buster. He has vitiligo, a rare and completely harmless genetic condition that causes skin and fur to lose pigment over time. Though it typically affects dogs in patches, over the course of 2.5 years, he went from solid black to completely white. 14/10

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@jaunsin happy birthday

[Years Progress @year_progress]

2023 is 99% complete.

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@MissBriawna I was so excited to see my horses in the stable! lol

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@ColbyVallard Congrats!

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@TheDecemberists Already sold out 😢

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Going to the library📚 is such a therapeutic experience for me. It brings me back to my childhood, when I would to go to the library after I completed my times tables or I turned in my test. I was excused to walk through the halls on my own and pick out a new book to read. 📖

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It’s Friday! I can’t wait to start the short two-day process of recollecting my brain matter from the walls of my office in preparation for another week of banging my head against the wall.

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Apparently I do not have the mental capacity to focus on an audio book and do *anything* else at the same time.

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Adults are really still dog-earing library books instead of using a bookmark? Did elementary school teach you nothing?

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@theworkofashley Valentina #1

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@mikeyohs No it’s not.

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It’s nearly 2023, can we PLEASE do something about the distribution of pepperonis on frozen pizzas?

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@MissBriawna Bring back the holiday pies!

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Sometimes I get choked up just by people asking me if I’m okay.

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I can’t believe it’s been two years already. I wish I could get a hug from you and hear your voice. I love you and miss you so incredibly much.

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@bekahbadabing Which one did he talk about first

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I ordered a cherry limeade from @Braums_IceCream nearly a week ago and I am still pissed they didn't put any cherries at the bottom.

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@WhyDanielWhy @CathJSweeney I gotchu

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@AustinCNunn @YSSMAN Why not use face unlock?