Morgan Wood

I love dogs, the ocean & laughing until it hurts✌🏻🐶🌊

[Nature's Majesty @NatureMajesty]

This little guy told his Dad that he wanted to learn how to train his dog and his Dad said there were lots of dog training videos on YouTube. So here he is, showing them to the dog!

[Kishoreo @kishori_o]

If Will Smith tells me to be Team Jordyn, I’m gonna be #TeamJordyn

[Louis R Michael @Louisxmichael]

I can’t believe Shane Dawson is gonna make me watch 2+ hours of Jake Paul content and I can’t believe I’m going to watch it without complaining and then beg for more

[rory strahan-mauk @rorystrahanmauk]

changed the laugh track in friends to seth rogen

[Valeria 💫 @thatsvaleria]

Overheard in Target candy section:
*little girl picking out a candy*
Mom: no, not those
Girl: it’s my body, I can do what I want with it
Mom: no, you’re using my parenting skills the wrong way

[seraphina @seraphfem]

it’s so hot 😩 i wish i could put my titties in a ponytail

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top

drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out

[Morgan Wood @tamayapr]

Santa Cruz jumping saddle *NEED SOLD ASAP* 🐴 https://t.co/Pm2nWFFDyH

[Morgan Wood @tamayapr]

Get paid to take surveys! https://t.co/5AKwkiijOW

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

GARRETT WAS BORN TO BE STEVE! THIS IS MY 2018 MISSION! MY OTHER JOBS ARE CANCELLED!
#garrettbluesclues #garrettbluesclues #garrettbluesclues #garrettbluesclues

[aqilah @qielaILY]

troy : we're soaring
me : FLYINNGGGGGG

[annmarie @thisisannmarie]

How I feel when I see @MTV promoting Floribama Shore with Jersey Shore quotes, like @snooki's "Party's Hereeee"....

[Matty Schneids @mschneids94]

You're welcome

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists.