Tamjeed Usman

#UIUXDesign | #ComputerEngineering | #Memes

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just had a meeting about reducing meetings. we scheduled a follow-up to discuss the outcome.

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you’re standing on a 12,742 km wide rock spinning at up to 1,670 km/h, orbiting a 1.39 million km wide star at 107,000 km/h, inside one of roughly 200 billion galaxies in a 13.8 billion year old universe… and you’re f*cking worried about what someone thinks of you?

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Dear @iHrithik, you & Karizma bikes has been my inspiration since childhood. The nostalgia of Karizma ZMR is truly special to me. The launch of XMR has sparked a deep desire, and I can't help but dream of owning one. Please make my dream come true by gifting me a Karizma XMR? 🥺

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Riding/Driving in Bihar means figuring out if someone will turn by watching them and interpreting their intentions as using turn signals is out of practice.

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@AmazonHelp It is not a pricing error. It is clearly striked through that 30000 and then clearly mentioned 22990
It is intentional to mislead the customer. It is dark UX.
@amazonIN @amazon @AmazonHelp

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What's this sorcery? @amazonIN

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@flipkartsupport
I've two different account; one with email address, other with phone number.
And I'm unable to merge them.

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internet and Internet are two different things.

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@IRCTCofficial @RailwaySeva

It's been a month of refund approval for TDR and it's showing "REFUND APPROVED BY OFFICER, PAYMENT UNDER PROCESS" but haven't received refund yet.

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Google is not a search engine, it's a sort engine.

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@Social3Club The Shallows: How the Internet Is Changing the Way We Think, Read and Remember
https://t.co/V5k0AtLi3Y

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@RailMinIndia @IRCTCofficial
I had talks with several attendants and they had orders only to provide 500 ml of water.
It will be much appreciated if we get at least 1 ltr of water in Shatabdi.

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Design is redesigning.
- @richfulcher

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due to petrol prices, my bike will also be fasting this ramadan

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We all have two lives.
The second begins when you realise you only have one.

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If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero.
If you crush a butterfly, you're a villain.
Morals have aesthetic criteria.

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How to sleep 8 hours in 4 hours?

It used to be meme then but I really need to know now. 🥲

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Bachelor of Technology is basically Bachelor of Assignments.

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Me: Why does my back hurt?
Also me:

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@electr1fy0 Get Pixel 4a, you won't need "One-handed mode"😉