JohnnySocks

🦆Writer/Comedian Co Creator of @togetherwrong

[JohnnySocks @tampatarantula]

Who would you want to see in a Three Amigos reboot?
My three are
@ZackGalifinakis
@TheDannyMcbride
@MrCraigRobinson

@normmacdonald & @flula as the Germans
@davidcrosss as El Guapo
@bobbyleelive as Hefe
@Andreaespadatv as Carmen
@FelipeEsparza as Bartender
But I’m a dreamer

[JohnnySocks @tampatarantula]

@KathyHochul And followed

[JohnnySocks @tampatarantula]

Every year after the age of 45,my ass crack has gone up a 1/2 inch or so. By the time I’m 60,my back is gonna look like a hot dog bun.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Bob Costas on Trump: "He is by far the most disgraceful figure in modern presidential history.

You have to be in a toxic cult to believe that Trump has ever been emotionally, psychologically, intellectually, or ethically fit to be POTUS." * (2024)

[JohnnySocks @tampatarantula]

@ReallyAmerican1 It’s over. The Pendulum is swinging
Wake Up

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

They had him on the ground. Six agents pinned him down. They disarmed him. They removed his gun from its holster. And THEN they shot him. Ten times. To repeat. AFTER they pinned him to the ground, and AFTER they disarmed him, they shot him. Ten times.

They murdered him.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

As a norwegian i genuinely want to know what is psychologically wrong with the members of Congress who are silently watching the fascist downfall of America and doing absolutely nothing to stop it 🤷

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

It’s about fucking time that we saw a headline like this. ENOUGH!

[Admiral Mike Franken @FrankenforIowa]

The nation owes Minnesota a debt of gratitude for their resilience, integrity, and sacrifice.

We are all your neighbors.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Amid these dark moments, something important is beginning to shift.

It's clearly the result of healthy political pressure - which we must sustain, and build.

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

This New York Times story is not paywalled, and it shows a second-by-second breakdown of what happened. Please scroll through it.

This is not what America, or anywhere, should be

https://t.co/fXbS3FOWZc

[Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron]

In the last hour, "T2" posted this same photo five times, replying to Pete Hegseth, Steven Miller, Bondi, etc. Just this photo, no text. Retired 4-star Gen. Tony Thomas led the nation's Special Operations Command.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Unreal. The secret police are hiding the identity of the murderer. Total consequence free impunity to kill citizens. No rule of law. No investigation. Trump’s authoritarian police state. The U.S. is dead. How then shall we respond?

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

In Nashville we are in the wake of a historic snow/ice storm. Trees down on cars & houses, over 100 elec poles have snapped, impeding the Linemen working even as more trees are falling. I want to thank ALL Linemen! We appreciate all you do 4 us. Be safe we are thinking of you. x

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Please read this statement from the parents of VA ICU nurse Alexander Pretti, who was murdered yesterday by Border Patrol agents.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

[JohnnySocks @tampatarantula]

Merry Christmas all
Sending Love to those who need it
Here if anyone needs a positive word word a laugh or an ear. #christmaswishes #Christmas #MentalHealthMatters

[Zac Townsend @zactownsend_]

[sees person walking out of Spencer's Gift]

nooo not the Rick & Morty Mr.Meeseeks flat brim...

[JohnnySocks @tampatarantula]

@zactownsend_ 😂😂😂

[Straz Center @StrazCenter]

Join up-and-coming comedian Matt Fernandez and his friends – the legendary Doug Benson and local hero Steve Miller – for a whole new hilarious way to watch old movies on Dec. 11.

🎫: https://t.co/1DGcwEGP0v

@FattMernandez @DougBenson @M00nshineMiller

[JohnnySocks @tampatarantula]

Need time to stop for a little while…