@BlackLanterrn “Ma’am ehhhh… you gotta pick Walz. Both sides like him, and he’s not a couch fucker. I mean he’s got more favorability than the only alter boy at a Catholic priest’s convention”
“Ma’am, if I may, pick Shapiro. We’ve run the numbers and whatever liabilities he comes with are outweighed by his popularity in Pennsylvania”
“No mom! Shapiro is awful on Israel and there are assault allegations coming out of his office. Walz is a nice man with less baggage!”