Mr Undefined

Omwana Wa Ingo

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Your indian boss who earns 1000 times your salary from exploiting your cheap labour:

“We are one big family here”

[James @MrJamesKe]

1942 during colonial times vs. 2026

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

Sisi ni kitu moja na wamefungiwa nje ya fence kama magaidi🤣😂

[Boniface G. Mwangi @GathogoBMwangi]

Cancer will ensure everyone’s bank accounts in the family is empty, then it makes the last call and wins💔🕊️

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Huko meeting ya watchmen statehouse wanacheza tu nyimbo za kiluya bwana. Watu wa nyumbani tunadharaoliwa sana🤣

[James @MrJamesKe]

If Jalang'o gets the Senate seat, I'll fully believe Nairobi is home to some of the most intellectually challenged voters in the country.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Bro's situational awareness is on another level

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Hapa naskianga ukipita hii unetoboa

[OJAY @Ombeva_Joseh]

Kakamega high school ladies and gentlemen.🔥🔥

[BIG BAD OGRE @BIGBADOGRE_]

Garlitos cleaner has been fired.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

This app is full of filthy rich young men who keep a low profile. Some are self-made, while others come from wealthy families. You'll rarely find them flaunting their wealth or seeking validation online.

[Max @BettKMax]

Kamare unaezakua Millionaire by Jioni ama uombe food kwa Jirani .

[Hammer Hammer Ke @HammerHamm026]

Lusaka goes to the Statehouse to congratulate Ruto about Chapatis, bwana Kenyans should know Lusaka doesn't reflect luhyas position but he represents his big stomach

[Eric @amerix]

The next president will be decided by the Abaluhya vote.

If Abaluhya become united, Kenya will have a new president.

If they continue being disunited, Ruto will be relected.

Abaluhya don't know that they are so powerful in this nation. They are still sleeping, eating obusuma, buying M-kopa phones, and dancing olooko.

Abaluhya, wake up!

We can choose to remain cooks, maids and watchmen or we can decide to transform the economy of Western Kenya with a united voice.

Wake up!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Girlfriends Day is s holiday meant to celebrate female friendships and sisterhood but somehow poor African females turned it into Valentine's Day

[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

Didn’t all these people vote yes for the finance bill?

Thieves are regrouping

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Highschool ulikua unapata mtu anakula KDF tatu akijifanya anatafuta kitu kwa box

[Stan🌚 @CFCStan__]

You know what’s crazy. If the World Cup didn’t expose this brother, Brentford would have sold him for more than €100m😂

[Nwanyi Oma✨️ @_wamwea]

Textbook conmanship arc. He'll be vying for a political seat soon or releasing a self help book or both

[Pro Jileka @MVProJileka]

“I promise I’ll be on my best behavior”

Me after two shots of tequila: