Devil Dog

MVRP focused acc / MDNI very touchy themes will appear associated with war and 40k

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

"First to fight for right and freedom and to keep our honor clean! We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine"

Staff Sergeant
Marine
Warfighter
Rifleman
Devildog
Former DI

"Retreat? we just fucking got here"

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

Don't worry, I stopped getting pussy when I joined the Corps.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

No shit.

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

ah nice a warcrime and a smidge of territorial genocide.

Hoorah time.

[❪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝐑𝐈𝐎 ᝰ.ᐟ ❫ - ﹙ sʜ ﹚ @icy_rio]

( Oops, a district has exploded and turned to ice! )

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SisterDelie "Who's ass am I kicking?"

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SisterDelie he stops his squats, walked over to delie, and squeaks the toy

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SisterDelie

this is exactly what he does when he convinces her to come to the gym with him

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

"What the fuck?"

[°○ ᵉˡᵗʰᵉᵃ ○° @_ShatteredOath]

A sudden crash as a sinner is thrown out of the window of an abandoned building, soaking wet with water . . . A deep growl could be heard from inside . . .

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@LadyVylissa THE DORK NOODLE IS BACC

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

"Yeah bub that's not gunna happen."

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

I need to get laid.

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@OvermindsPride "Can you please not."

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SeraTheHolyOne "Shut the fuck up and get of your high fucking horse. real heroes are the men and women who are willing to fight for their nation and die for the people they love you ain't ever been in a real fight."

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@unholy_granite (I believe you)

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SisterDelie that dog is not stopping

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SisterDelie

all of her floofs when he's around (his big aggressive dog named sweetheart is being sweet with delie in kind)

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SisterDelie the dog knocks her over and begins aggressive licking.

he's giving each kitty a smooch

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

"I ain't moving till the Corps tells me too."

[𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐒一𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑. @makezarusenshi]

ᅠ

— ❝ 𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙙, 𝙨𝙤 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙗𝙮𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡.ᐟ 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.ᐣ (𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍) ❞ [✨]

ᅠ

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

"I'm with you on this homeboy."

[—𝑲𝑬𝑳𝑫𝑶𝑹 @ExiledSorcery]

❝ That's actually not true because she has a family and I'm her guardian.

It's still better than pointing a gun at a child.

You literally can't justify this.❞

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

@SisterDelie he am surrogate emergency dad now :D

[Devil Dog @tanberet98]

he put the smol under the covers and snuggled her.

"Alright tell me about it"

[Sister Delilah Emeritus @SisterDelie]

(Alternate universe)

*Reader's sleep is suddenly interrupted by a 4 year old running into their room. Sniffling and fussing, holding her blankie and teddy bear*

I-I had a nightmare! It was scawy!