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@jen_rice_ Meanwhile teachers can't get a raise for anything.

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@devchef33 @fw_andyyy Nope. Dan Patrick is doing this for his political donor liquor distributors and retailers. Quite literally almost all the rest of the state is for decriminalization.

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@NotMyAggBurner He knows Texas wants that UGA magic and he knows how it is done.

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@aisarcore @AleksDaCreator I'm gonna bet they settled for significantly more than the original payout. They waived "trespassing" by permitting her to gamble there for eight years and happily taking her money.

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@ATXSarahLynn Nuke from orbit once done, nobody needs that in the world.

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@Agbleacher @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @Chewing_Clock @ReeceCreative_ Good, y'all need to take out the trash in Norman this season.

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@Niickysells @SHARONMTROJANS @Fan_Prspective No, it conveys the communication style and spelling ability of the vast majority of the BlowU fanbase.

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@notbrucesooners @Fan_Prspective Texas has beaten Michigan, A&M, and Georgia, all more recently than Oklahoma. Try again.

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@trinzu Team Brazil. Buttered toast is simply buttered toast. If ain't no middle? Ain't no sammich!

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That's the first time ever anyone has responded to that. So thank you. And that's still coping. Whereas Texas fans simply admit Florida was an abomination and Texas got outplayed. It wasn't a shutout but might as well have been. Ohio State and Georgia were at least hard fought this last season. It's Y'ALL'S turn in the box this season. Michigan, Georgia, A&M, etc etc. If y'all blow it? The railing will be extreme.

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@notbrucesooners @Fan_Prspective "Coping". Nah. Coping is Chokelahoma claiming Duhteer was injured but never explaining why the backup qb was never sent in instead.

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@Niickysells @SHARONMTROJANS @Fan_Prspective Put in the backup, idiots. But nooooo. "HIZ HAND WUZ BLEEEHDIN!" Inbreds.

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Oh? Categorically false. Texas especially, i have been in the process at the legislative and county levels. You idiots claim with zero proof. None of the claimed election fraud lawsuits went forward. Oh but then there's the phone calls telling officials in Georgia, just find more votes! WHO MADE THOSE CALLS, MA'AM?!?

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@Agbleacher @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @Chewing_Clock @ReeceCreative_ Zero notable moves or recruiting pickups. Y'all have a tougher schedule this season and play more than two actual opponents. We shall see.

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@cam_barnette @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @Chewing_Clock @ReeceCreative_ Ding ding ding ding. Ole Miss is a challenge

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@ktashford5 @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @Chewing_Clock @ReeceCreative_ A&M fans never cease to amuse with that peak imagination.

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@Agbleacher @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @Chewing_Clock @ReeceCreative_ A&M hasn't markedly improved and Texas has proven equally at home at Kyle Field as DKR. BlowU and the Saggies are not games I believe to be in question.

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@SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @Chewing_Clock @ReeceCreative_ Chokelahoma has not scored a TD against Texas since 2023 and you predict a win for them? Good luck with that.

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@kitty_kat85588 @MikeBoard1200 @plesafortexas The exact opposite. In fact administration and election officials have been repeatedly forced to admit that voter fraud wasn't found and invalid votes were properly excluded.

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@Lorionafarm @MikeBoard1200 @plesafortexas No it isn't. ”Kraken” lawsuits, much? Sidney Powell? Kari Lake? All fake, all lies. That's absolutely a dunk on that dumbass.