brianna

all dogs all the time

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it."
Spoken like a true rapist.

[Jesse James Mullen @jmullen2]

The anger you’re feeling watching $1,000,000 in American bombs obliterate a school in the Middle East while you can’t afford to take your child to the dentist is completely justifiable.

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

History is written by Ghislaine Maxwell’s dad’s textbook publishing company actually

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

If you can get beaten over your 1st amendment right, and murdered over your 2nd amendment right, you have no rights.

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

If this was happening in France, they would have burned everything by now.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I do not want an AI assisted experience I want water in the Colorado river

[𝓛 @Elwontmiss]

Pretty much anything that proves you listen to me

[snubnose frankenstein @snubdogg]

i hope nobody see me eating by myself and feel sorry for me im having the time of my life

[fran @galacticidiots]

“Just” friends, as if friendship could ever be just anything. As if it doesn’t run soul deep, carved into bone like initials on a tree. As if it doesn’t have the power to save you or bring you down to your knees.

[chase @_chase_____]

it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

[brianna @tangreen_]

my boss keeps asking me if I’ve watched severance, is this significant

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Selecting all images with traffic lights

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

imagine being hillary clinton rn

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

literally the Fifth Amendment says "persons" not "citizens"