Tangerine

[jovarca broz @jovarca1000000]

i guess that kant getting eaten

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Traffic cop: sir do you know why I pulled you over

Me: (wearing a VR headset) I’m a woman.

[wint @dril]

ARMY: your nickname reflects poorly on us all. we're changing it to something like "raven" or "switchknife"
ME: no. "hostage killer" is good

[Tangerine @tangwhat]

when the tl hits

[Tangerine @tangwhat]

me before top surgery

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

"Nobody likes their job. Maybe they do. They're lying." - Nikola Jokic

[Tangerine @tangwhat]

@yeongno3 Marmite chicken is a popular Malaysian dish.

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

You have been greeted by Maggie Cheung as Santa, retweet to get a great gift under your tree tomorrow morning.

[Xeo ¯³ @xe0_xeo]

Paintings by American figurative painter Phil Hale

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

Today, Germany celebrates “Unity Day”: ideological cover for the 1990 annexation of the German Democratic Republic by west Germany.

The process was accompanied by perhaps the largest expropriation of public wealth by private capital in European history, estimated at $2 trillion.

[/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ @pochaccobebi]

obsessed with the important standard of chinese handmade teapots

[Pledged to The Blacks @ForArya]

They are expressing regret about putting the baby on the block of ice and him screaming. The mother was not happy bc Dan just kept talking about a close-up of the baby’s penis.

*They are very granular in details of shots, admitting losing sight of the big picture.

[Tangerine @tangwhat]

@KREAYSHAWN hey i used to watch your stream on twitch it was real chill. how come you stopped streaming?