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| one of a million nerdy gym bros | enjoy my lukewarm takes

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#Hacks is so funny because that trailer looked like nothing but fun however I know there’s gonna be some of the most devastating scenes I’ve ever seen this season

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

Wanting to support my woke hockey team but they got piped by the fucking Stars last night, my brothers this can not be how we start the spring season

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

I’m absolutely loving #pjotv but they constantly pronounce names different than I have in my head for nearly a decade. Both Thalia’s name and Luke’s last name got crazy pronunciations this season.

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

Watching #pjotv is so funny because on one hand ur like “hell yeah Percy save Olympus” and the other you’re like “these adults are assholes oh my god”

[ares @mitthrawnu]

BUZZING

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

#heatedrivalry: rock that body

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

I really thought the straight girls were doin another rwrb with their reactions to heated rivalry. I was wrong, that shit was crazy. Everyone congratulate Hudson Williams on that arch game. #heatedrivalry

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

@jmc2016 Perfect

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They gave Staylor my second favorite Noah song?!? Best couple locked in #tsitp

[bug girl @buggirl]

every bitch from your high school with 1 braincell and Jesus Lover in their bio suddenly has Something To Say and it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever read back to back to back and just when u think you’ve weeded them all out actually here’s 3 more. on the house♥️

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

He’s hot in the same way a closeted frat boy is, like I can see the comphet in his perfect eyes

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@mascmaddox The best part is this show never had a defined place in time, like some scenes were randomly set in the 1950s for some some reason

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

@Bradhorvat Lowkey ban that shit too

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

I deleted and mourned that app already, I’m not redownloading it. I fear this will do numbers for my productivity

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

No please, I thought I had more time. Please guys, please wait. I still have messages to open from friends. Guys please. #tiktokban #tiktok

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

@booey1312 Need him fr

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

Real ones know that we choose based on the flag colors and the aesthetics associated with the identity

[Spargles 🇦🇺 @spargles]

Pansexual and bisexual are functionally identical and acting like they’re different is just self-indulgent hair splitting

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

I love aubrey and she killed the scenes she had. But it was clear that she didn’t have the correct schedule to let the writers do what they needed to with Death. Her absence worked on some levels but she was clearly needed much more in those last 2 episodes. #AgathaAllAlong

[Tan | 🌊 @taniscuteaf]

I just spent the last 30 minutes dissociating at work because I was rewriting the flashback episode in my head. I need to know who walked into that writers room and said “let’s make this already compelling ass backstory as bland as possible.” #AgathaAllAlong