Tanner Dahlin (he/him)

boywithnofriends

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@hankgreen Why is there something rather than nothing?

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@YoGlo_ 2 takes cause he groaned with pain the 1st time of friction burns on his thighs and butt from the railing. now his thighs look like he was branded by 2 penus. He never came down. still up there

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@JakeWCornell after the 250th attempt to fold it, 5 YouTube tutorials, and a broken vase

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@BrianStack153 GREAT dog name

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Well, my neon-lime green pair just took the top spot as my luckiest underwear. Wonders never cease.

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I just checked with the authorities. Apparently they are changing things and they are making TOMORROW Halloween.

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I’m rooting for the Eagles tonight! (The band not the bird.)

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@KenMcGraw ALWAYS and happy to show the back of my hands as well!

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@KenMcGraw Should I scream about how all the crops will fail and about How many children are drunk??

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@KenMcGraw Auditioned for a beer ad. Asked me to “walk outside & discover it’s raining beer” but to keep it grounded & natural, you know, like it was really raining beer. Wanted the feel of luck/joy of finding $100. If it was raining BEER it would be a big disaster & maybe the end of days!!

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@theperezidency no worries if not!

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@KenMcGraw Nice! Always a boost to see KMcG on the screen!!

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@kevhines After this off season it’s a shocker

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@BlueAmerica10 I do! Let’s be friends and go bowling next Saturday

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Boston Red Sox announce blockbuster trade: Raffy Devers (26) for Colin Mochrie, Canadian superstar and powerhouse improv comedian (65). Bloom: “Mock’s a clubhouse guy. By far our best aquisition this off-season” #dirtywater #RedSox #laughsforRaffs

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@marshallstratto you get too full on salad

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@connerozer Agreed! Thank you to its inventor, Thure Hotshower, in 1909.

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@caitorade Yipee

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Red Sox announce only major offseason move: signing injury plagued 62yr old equipment manager, Fragilebones McGinty, to be their # 1 pitcher and full time shortstop, adding “We’re betting it all on McGinty” #redsox