@YoGlo_ 2 takes cause he groaned with pain the 1st time of friction burns on his thighs and butt from the railing. now his thighs look like he was branded by 2 penus. He never came down. still up there
@KenMcGraw Auditioned for a beer ad. Asked me to “walk outside & discover it’s raining beer” but to keep it grounded & natural, you know, like it was really raining beer. Wanted the feel of luck/joy of finding $100. If it was raining BEER it would be a big disaster & maybe the end of days!!
Boston Red Sox announce blockbuster trade: Raffy Devers (26) for Colin Mochrie, Canadian superstar and powerhouse improv comedian (65). Bloom: “Mock’s a clubhouse guy. By far our best aquisition this off-season” #dirtywater#RedSox#laughsforRaffs
Red Sox announce only major offseason move: signing injury plagued 62yr old equipment manager, Fragilebones McGinty, to be their # 1 pitcher and full time shortstop, adding “We’re betting it all on McGinty” #redsox