tan the man

sorry mom

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

SOMEONE BRING ME A QUESARITO

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

@katiemaharrey @uhhmmily Why can't u keep secrets secret?

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

I was Lil Yachty but I went back to school and got my bachelors degree. I'm Little Yuppie now.

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

I sold my chains for a new pair of socks. I'm 2 Sockz. I write haikus now.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

@colesprouse u been stealing his looks chief

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

@HarperEnglish1 How do I murder you without anyone noticing

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

@AutumnWiktorow1 How the mighty have fallen lol

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

Still trying to figure out how to break it to my parents that I'm probably flunking out of college 🤦🏻‍♀️

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

There's a GSSM bus parked in the parking garage across the street from my house. That place haunts me still

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

@TylerMcDougald come at me tyler

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

The correct way to eat peeps

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

Easter Sunday, aka the one day a year I wish that I didn't live in downtown Charleston

[onlyfrans.com 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @FranceNoPants]

@tannerlee113 I know he's dead but he still owns this pussy

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

@FranceNoPants FUCKING ME

[onlyfrans.com 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @FranceNoPants]

how many times do I have to watch 10 Things I Hate About You to reincarnate Heath Ledger

[Goat Whisperer @Cant_Turn_Left]

Me: why is it always so hot out

*continues to wear all black*

[tan the man @tannerlee113]

Since starting college I've lost three pair of Ray Bans, two sets of keys, and also my dignity.