Tanya

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

Obnoxious ways to respond to questions:
‘I could tell you, but you wouldn’t understand’.
Dismissive. Arrogant.
Does not invite follow up questions.
9/10 for effectiveness.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Dad’s keyboard

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

My toxic trait is I’ve conditioned myself to believe I can’t begin any task until I’ve had a snack

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

Lush, more like thrush

[Breaking News (Teesside) @BNTeesside]

Teesside Park: B&M and Wagamama prepare to open, car park cordoned off and Lush signage erected https://t.co/o7CSEPk8Ru

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

The new Revolut app layout and look is dreadful

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

I don’t care how fit you are, if your surname is fucking ridiculous you are out of the equation because how can I marry you and be called Tanya Trotter?

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

@lmc_________ Yes! You’re not telling me a pug with a caved in snout can smell a corpse 10ft back from the footpath

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

This week’s millennial paradox: I’m no longer anxious to leave the house but I have so many parcels arriving that I can’t.

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

The lying, the rich and the wallpaper.

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

@fesshole @jadelucyb

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

@gingerkevden @DearColumn @fesshole @jadelucyb 😂

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

Just had a terrifying flashback of those socks with individual toes in them

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

I know I’m 7 years late to the party but I am HOOKED on Mr. Robot at the minute #RamiMalek is a god

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

@Wix please can someone get in touch about 2 fraudulent accounts on your platform using my name and images. It seems you can only contact your customer services if you have a Wix account that you are logged into which I don’t so can’t.

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

Why is all garden furniture more expensive than the house?

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

Listening to voice notes in public without knowing the content is like being made to read out a note in class

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

No one and I mean no one is as obsessed with getting washing out on the line as my dad.

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

@lottyburns Start accumulating favours to call in now. Especially with the grandparents

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

@ladbible @jadelucyb

[Tanya @tanxxxxxxxxxx]

When I think back over the years, the vast majority of the people I’ve fancied is shameful and suspect