ehdamn thawmus

he/him/his, thoughts are my own, fil am queer, i promise i just use this to vent and i'm generally happy

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

i didn't choose fame, fame chose me

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

bitches think 2+5 = Africa somehow think they have the scientific knowledge to discuss vaccines

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

what if I actually responded to one of these sales emails simply bc I wanted someone else to buy me coffee

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

you're not an introvert you're just a cunt

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

also, my location on LinkedIn has been changed to SF Bay Area for years now. I guess people think I am trying to retire soon?

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

who the hell is teaching PH real estate ppl that LinkedIn is the place to find clients?

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

i also am not sure if he would accept the compliment for what it is if I explained it just like that, that I likely am unwilling to pay for whatever he charges but appreciate the eye candy.

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

i've now been messaged twice (albeit with a respectably wide break in between) from an influencer who does personal training/diet coaching/etc to inquire if i'm interested in services. I do not have the guts to explain to him I followed him bc he's hot.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

don't know who needs to hear this, but stubbornness and refusal to listen to loved ones isn't a trait that people will look back on 10 years after you've kicked the bucket and think "oh, that complex of his was so cute." it's just a breeding ground for eternal resentment.

[margabee ☁️🌱☁️ @margabee]

It was honestly a corny and unfunny movie that revealed how little Jo Koy actually understands the Filipino diaspora experience outside of using Vicks or having a tabo at home

[ًkael @intokaiser]

walang intro intro

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

Jamie ding if you’re reading this I’m on prep

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

less "those aren't real Christians" and more addressing that too many who identify as christian uphold and practice destructive values, please

and yes, this goes for other religions, before some idiot chimes in thinking he's done something

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

i would absolutely let jeopardy super champion Jamie Yan Ding do everything to me in bed

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

my hot take is that conservatives hate social sciences and are rallying against them being gen Ed requirements not entirely because of ideological difference, but also because they would increase the odds that their kids would fail at school since they are dumb and cannot spell.

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

MAGA mama resists arrest—gets body slammed to sidewalk by police.

She bit the officer's hand so hard—amount of swelling sent him to hospital.

Police were called because she kept yelling racial slurs and verbally assaulting children at the park on Saturday.

Charges include: delaying or obstructing officers, resisting an officer with violence, and committing a felony while out on bail.

The incident occurred outside the Linda Vista Recreation Center in San Diego, California.

[Markling Crave @mxrkling]

this is like top 5 grindr moments

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

A lot of yall have 0 fathers so I understand why seeing someone have 2 of them may trigger yall

[ehdamn thawmus @taonglayas]

during my ahensya days I remember being envious that another business unit was always hanging out after work, na parang it was a reflection of my own team's (un)willingness to hang out with me

tapos I later learned everyone thought they were cliquey lol