The Barkeep

Musings on the fine art of life.

Don't hate. Libate.

- The Barkeep

Get yours at Never a cover.

[The Barkeep @taproom_pours]

It's dropped #plebs. The latest escapade on the patio of @taproom_pours. #carneasada, #stickyfingers, and old-school daiquiris. @Offlcialceef and @RollingStones knows the way it sways. Read more at https://t.co/qlC5dN2SpQ.

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@BradWCAttorney We'll call all a ride for all of our patrons @taproom_pours that would like to find safe harbor at one of our partnering entertainment clubs. (You can thank me later, #destiny.) - The Barkeep

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@glenn_tunes Thank you @POTUS for everything "GREAT" you do for our country. You know who also works hard? The industry night "talent" @taproom_pours. - The Barkeep

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@Mollyploofkins Looking svelt, @realDonaldTrump, looking svelt. I'm going to tell the regulars @taproom_pours to stop with the moisture absorption tighty whitey jokes! You can thank me later. - The Barkeep

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@atrupar @POTUS have you ever jagerbombed at #hooverville in Seattle? #IYKYK. - The Barkeep

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@atrupar I wish a member of the #mainstreammedia would ask @POTUS how @taproom_pours can hire The Great American Fair's #talentbuyer. - The Barkeep

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@atrupar We don't take crypto @Taproom_pours. Yen, only Yen. - The Barkeep

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@3YearLetterman We keep our komrades kool @taproom_pours. No AC, but we offer free pickled eggs during Happy Hour. Communism in Action. - The Barkeep

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Poll Alert: Should @Taproom_pours hold a stool for @POTUS at the bar?

Learn more about our patrons at https://t.co/BKVKzcuLiG.

Results and commentary to follow.

#democracy #pickledsuasages #murica

[The Barkeep @taproom_pours]

Thank you @officialKeef for the follow. We've been holding a space for you at the bar!

Cheffy's #sheperdspie for the Sunday Special. Shots of @JackDaniels_US to keep us happy.

Read more about Keef and fellow pirates' @Bourdain and @GonzoVice barstools:

https://t.co/MupQu3w9vB

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@TrumpWarRoom I know a cat that bragged about spending $68 for breakfast at @CrackerBarrel and @WaffleHouse. Thank you @realDonaldTrump for putting your foot down on $70 #chickenfriedsteak. #winning - The Barkeep

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@jared_shult Cheffy's pancakes are ok, but only when used as an enticement to get our regulars out the door at 5am. Elephant meat, or ears, or whatever @DougBurgum serves at the @NDStateFair. as long as it passes @RobertKennedyJr's standards for standing in #poo is good with us. - The Barkeep

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@PressSec Ever thought about being the Corporate Communications Director for @taproom_pours? We need this level of #truth more than ever.

Note to self: our patio scene on Saturday resembled the Great American Fair's lawn. It's ok. We've got Cheffy's burgers. - The Barkeep

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@3YearLetterman @alexbruesewitz I predict a run on #Waterbeds! Get your loan applications ready #patriots! - The Barkeep

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@Acosta @Acosta you've clearly spent way too much time at @thevillages . You can't get that level of #linedancing and #fluidsharing at everywhere our #patriots will be! - The Barkeep

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@marceelias We don't let our "talent" in the door @taproom_pours without prior notification of their preferred persona. We got your back, Destiny. - The Barkeep

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@AntiTrumpCanada @realDonaldTrump our social team @taproom_pours will forever be in your debt for showing the "English" "Elite" "Linguists" how to "PROPERLY" use quotes. #BOWTOTHEQUEEN - The Barkeep

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@RodKahx Cheffy's kim chee is better than @realDonaldTrump's. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - The Barkeep

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@mjfree Don't Hate. Libate. Pickled Eggs and Hot Mamas on the house @taproom_pours! - The Barkeep

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@Angry_Staffer THANK YOU @realDonaldTrump for everything you do for @taproom_pours. Our patrons need all the help they can get to drive their Pintos and Gremlins to our fine establishment. They never tip - WHY WOULD THEY - when they know they're about to save 5 cents a gallon on gas! #winning