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_edenedwards_ & turtlefacey_ed

[eden @taptheturtlee]

Asking ur mate if they liked butter nd they'd say no so you'd use buttercups to check nd samuel the cunt was lyin

[eden @taptheturtlee]

2023 is my year for no driving or parking fines✨

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

That ticked every box of England misery bingo. Joke of a ref, missed pen, winning goal from a player that was a donkey in the prem. #NotComingHome

[TALLY @kreptplaydirty]

I aint buying a single croissant in 2023

[eden @taptheturtlee]

Typed in wanker on instagram gifs and a whole page dedicated to Lewis Capaldi pops up… you’re not that bad @LewisCapaldi

[eden @taptheturtlee]

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[eden @taptheturtlee]

@thedavidcurrie @Tesco This is exactly what @RBS_Help did to me when I was signed off for personal reasons, my first day back they fired me for “too much time off”☺️

[eden @taptheturtlee]

Just stepped out the shower… don’t think the candle was too impressed

[eden @taptheturtlee]

Now I know it’s a struggle to buy jeans for my kind old daddy long legs… but I just don’t understand… HOW ARE THESE FROM THE TALL SECTION😭😂 in what bloody world

Shame cos they’re so comfy… @riverisland where are the rest of me jeans 😭😭😭

[eden @taptheturtlee]

It’s times like these where I am so thankful my boyfriend hates football

[oré olukoga @OfficialOre]

P*ers Morgan has tweeted about Meghan Markle FIFTY SEVEN times (yes, I counted!) in the last week alone. There is a irony in the fact that he thinks Meghan is a bully but his own pathological obsession with a woman that wants nothing to do with him is perfectly normal...

[eden @taptheturtlee]

@exantediet how do I get in touch with a representative from customer service? You’re all terrible at answering the phones.

[eden @taptheturtlee]

I’m that skint I’d actually shag Wayne Rooney if it meant I got half his earnings

[eden @taptheturtlee]

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[eden @taptheturtlee]

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[Jack Murphy 👑 @JackDMurphy]

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes

[eden @taptheturtlee]

There is NOTHING more disappointing than when you’ve gone to buy prawn cocktail crisps and you’ve accidentally bought smoky bacon 😷😭

[gil-pi @gilb0zo]

halloween over, it’s christmas time now

[eden @taptheturtlee]

Doesn’t exist

[bennett @SophieBennett37]

Find me an Essex boy that can take a joke about them selfs ! $100 reward

[eden @taptheturtlee]

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