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[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[tara_ @tara_l_]

so we’re all livin this nightmare together at least

[J🥀 @_Y0ungG0d_]

BREAKING NEWS: halsey’s new album ‘the great impersonator’ just received a 60 minute standing ovation from me, alone in my bedroom.

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Being alone is special.

❤️

[tara_ @tara_l_]

used to be a friend to me …

[tara_ @tara_l_]

when do things ever get better.

[Madoc Cairns @MadocCairns]

surreal that we’ve passed in a matter of months from “the attack on the hospital was a misfired Hamas rocket” to “the IDF walking into hospitals and shooting patients in their beds is fine”

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

Y’all don’t care about protecting kids

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

y’all I think earth is hell

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[tate @50FirstTates]

@ArieLJLit was it me

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Guess what??

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[Parker Branton @ParkerBranton]

Memphis, TN police say a tractor-trailer spilled Alfredo sauce all over I-55

[Niki Rak @halcyionic]

@notgwendalupe

[Jennifer Harrison @GeneticJen]

I’ve played so many JRPGs that if I walked into this room I’d fight the pope

[tara_ @tara_l_]

all recovered now luckily :]

[tara_ @tara_l_]

woke up to my playstation account hacked and no money in my checking account 😑