tarabjerke

designer, mother of 4, usually tired, always cynical

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

Feelings are like toddlers. You can't put them in the trunk, but you can't let them drive the car, either. #deepthoughts

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[ creating bats ]

god: well we already made birds

angel:

god:

angel: what if they were goth

god: omg what IF they were goth tho

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Me: I don’t give my kids vitamins

Friend: Because of the chemicals?

Me: *scared of them getting any stronger because they already bully me* Yeah

[Sydnei @s_t_easley]

Sherbs: “I trust everyone on this team to catch me”

Everyone on the team:
#CheerNetflix

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

Can not believe my real life son expects me to give him a ride to his basketball game when I’m clearly busy being team mom for the kids on #CheerNetflix from my couch.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Kealia: I’ve heard people say CHEER on Netflix is really good, we should watch it.

Me: I guess we can give it a shot.

Me 2 episodes in: JERRY HARRIS IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF NAVARRO COLLEGE CHEERLEADING. IF HE DOESN’T MAKE THE MAT, I WILL RIOT.

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

I don’t twit a lot...but this? THIS is a lesson all of humanity should learn. 💯

[Emy 🍉 @YeolSoo12]

I'm so amazed that NO ONE of his friends laughed. Gosh, This is the type of support everyone needs 😭💕👌!!

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/9cGB4iz33O

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

IF YOUR FOOT IS BROKEN, JUST SLIDE DOWN THE STAIRS ON YOUR BUTT.

One of the 1000 things that made me smh at the Lifetime-style Netflix Original, Secret Obsession. 🙄

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

My son has been begging to go to an Escape Room...so I covered his hands in lotion and put him into the bathroom with the door closed.

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

Watching @TheActOnHulu with my daughter (13)...during ep 8 she says, “Gypsy, honey, your fingerprints are on the knife now.” Dont know whether to be proud or sleep with one eye open? #futuremurderino #murderino #SSDGM

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

I know some of you moms out there are hand washing organic fruits and veggies to make green super-smoothies with, but I just had a very excellent GIF exchange with my 7th grade daughter and I still feel like I’m winning. So....🤷🏻‍♀️😬

[John Millea @MinnesotaMillea]

I'm not exactly sure how many fans wearing Waseca colors are in town for the boys state basketball tournament but they are blocking out the sun...

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

This whole thread. Perfection.

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

@mkgoblue @SaltyCorpse I learned how to drive at 14 and was promptly sent to the pharmacy to pick up my mother’s DARVOCET prescription. If I’d only known then what I could get for those red horse pills on the street. 😐

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

#WasecaProud as usual 💙💛

[Bluejay Activities @WasecaBluejays]

State!

[tarabjerke @tarabobara]

@KarenKilgariff The day @KarenKilgariff broke the Twitter record for being invited to slide into 4 trillion strangers’ DMs. 🏆