Tara Lynn

battery is always below 50% | strong believer in Larry David and a person’s decade movie list

[The Big Picture @TheBigPic]

My plans: 2020:

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

This is my QT anthem. #sacklunchwatch

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

I love all the songs in the Sack Lunch Bunch but "I saw a white lady standing on the street just sobbing (and I think about it once a week)" is very near and dear to me.
#SackLunchWatch

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

I did :( #clownsmakemefrown

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

all of this clown interview is real. all the interviews are real. I had no idea what the clown scares of 2016 were.
@zellsteele @cordeliarose121
#SackLunchWatch

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

"So we pose on, selfies against the algorithm, staring ceaselessly into the Lumee Light Up Cellphone Case."

-F Scott Fitzgerald

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

Also this as well, because Greta is also my crush/muse/god. Can someone send me a #BradPitt gif while I'm at it. #GoldenGlobes

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

I haven't tweeted in years, but I'll retweet my two crushes/muses/gods right here and right now. #GoldenGlobes

[Devan Coggan @devancoggan]

Adam Driver and I both have the same reaction whenever we see Laura Dern. #GoldenGlobes

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

"What is a divorce?"
-Mrs. Trebek, tired of hearing an answer to everything

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

@lindsweetheart you can take the girl out of Nebraska but you can't take the hair flip out of the girl.

Or something like that.

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

In case any of you that eat Taco Bell need a new verb to use. #TheMoreYouKnow #EmergencyLanding

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

We can agree that seeing Mark Wahlberg cut outs all over HyVee is weird, right?

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

When you buy one piece swimsuits and rompers no one reminds you that you have to awkwardly undress in a stall when you pee.

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

i capitalize Quesadilla out of respect

[Paul Myers @pulmyears]

Spicy enters The Museum Of Air Quotes:

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

When your two worlds collide. #HamiltonThePigeon 👏🏼😭 https://t.co/jvsk8GO8wC

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

@upsidedowntrash @thewonderyears "If I Can Manage Not To F*ck This Up" is a tasty, tasty lyric. Thanks for this, new to me!

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

This is a really good depiction of life. #GoOllyGo https://t.co/5fiHIykpu5

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

The amount of things I know about Twister even shocks me. #TheSuckZone https://t.co/DZDYlbkfRp

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

I would honestly be very chill if @HDTGM only reviewed the #fateofthefurious trailer and not even the whole movie. PLENTY to work with.

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I made @lindsweetheart sing "Grillz" in public...

[Tara Lynn @taradubya]

My mom kept getting distracted by Showgirls on the tv tonight and now I'm debating going to her wedding. #GirlLookAway

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Can't wait.. musically speaking https://t.co/BxEMGxsHMV