Tara Fulton

Recovering academic, government middle management, biologist for life, mom of boys, probably swears too much she/her/Dr

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@TheFigen_ My formula fed baby is 3 years younger and WAY bigger than my breast fed baby. Kids are different. Both are healthy and brilliant and fun. #FedisBest

Please stop giving new moms more stress than they’re already under.

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@imkuuhkirih Hi! I’ve been watching your work for a while and these were so beautiful that I bought them. I’m so excited but also a complete dumbass because I forgot to put in the 25% off code. Can you DM me please to let me know if there’s a way to fix that?

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There is no sadder store section than the hardware store aisle of screws, bolts, and lost dreams.

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@hella_wretched

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@MikeDrucker No time for crime if you’re perfecting a public ATV wheelie

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@akshaygn01 Unless they didn’t like their advisor … those ones are fun

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@tanjimispunk I have never seen a video where the women look uncomfortable and most are leaning into it. Ppl pushing the groping dialogue are telling on themselves for not being able to read women’s body language.

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@Eylse_TheVirgo I don’t understand any of this rhetoric, really. I’ve got a young gen Z and old gen alpha and they and all of their friends are polite, independent and excellent readers. I don’t think that’s going to mysteriously disappear when they hit their 20s

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@gruuvymix Oomf

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@bluebirdariel It’s transition related but I always think of it as inertia

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@mikethenavyguy So… we need to stop this?

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Florida : stop yelling “red” “night” during your anthem. It’s about your country not your team.

I hate it more every time

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Frick, not me crying about my own WW2 vet grandfather and for the Florida vet himself singing his national anthem at game opening. Glad they honoured that man and wow he’s doing well at 101

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@tomgreenlive What else would you call them??

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@EdmontonOilers Holy F’ing 17 seconds left

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@TheBeaverton 200% is not enough

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@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets My French isn’t terrible but I swear he yells “baguette” What did he actually say?

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@chrisgrutt1 @barstoolsports @spittinchiclets Quebecois

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@Sportsnet @laurby @EdmontonOilers Why has no one gifted her tickets yet? Her commitment is next level

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The “For You” feed algorithm feeding me pure Oilers tweets is the first time I’ve appreciated this feature