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@AustinRubel @ThrillisReed @DadsBasement it's either dubbs or every single one of us all through college

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@AustinRubel @ThrillisReed @DadsBasement very rarely go on here anymore, but this guy sounds like a total fugazi. also i legitimately think this person might be dubbs?

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BIG SHOUT OUT TO ACCIDENTALLY USING LOTION AS SOAP

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very subtle roast: "were you just running"

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i just did a bunch of bicep curls AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED

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does anyone have a login i can borrow to get this bird out of my car

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was about to start an insurance company but didn't have a picture of a mountain climber for the website

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my favorite american tradition is at the end of a ski trip when someone owes someone else $40 they'll never see again

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@DadsBasement Kinda wish one stranger did this too. Remember when we sold the bag of hair on eBay and some random started bidding aggressively

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insiders worry this presidency could reach the highest levels our government

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when i say I'm a struggling writer I mean I'm literally adapting a book of carpet samples for the screen right now

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oh you peed in a cup while driving nice job but call me after you've had to pee on a paper plate then just kinda hold it really steady

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in lieu of gifts please use less paper towels next time you come over

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how much do you wanna bet the nuclear codes are just gonna be Trump's default password "nuclearcodes12345"

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murders so cheap our lawyers won't even let us advertise them on the radio!

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cool invention: banks with bathrooms

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one time i saw a bird fly into the hall from those benny hill chase scenes and poor guy's been flying in and out of doorways for over 7 yrs

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i'm not proud of this but earning my dad's love was part of an immature bet with my high school friends

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and the lord said: it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than to dry your hands with toilet paper

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should we just get out in front of that one nightmare and hold a study group for the fake final exam we've never heard of