Tara

Just because I’m giggling doesn’t mean I’m having a good time

[Tara @taravkennedy]

One time in high school a boy came to a party I was at so we could make out and then he told me we had to stop because my breath smelled like Doritos™️

[Tara @taravkennedy]

My chiropractor is my wingman

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@ScatPa I am a bravo fanatic, text me bb

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@mm_conroy Huge mood

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@kittenvelour Unreal

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@PaulSimonFan_69 Ok then this is warranted

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@PaulSimonFan_69 Uh I think the only thing we are unpacking is that this man (assumption) remembered your gluten allergy and is trying to be thoughtful!

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@kittenvelour Beautiful sense of self ❤️

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@samona_j That’s what I call the second half of my twenties 😎

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@zactytother I don’t think you’re right

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@zactytother I wish I remembered what this was about..

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@kittenvelour 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

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Two things I’ve come to realize this week:
1. Drinking makes me depressed and I do not like it
2. Pamela Anderson is my feminist icon

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@kantgrammer Who knew this would be the tweet that blows up for you 😂

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I’ve wasted so much money in my lifetime by purchasing the ebook rather than the audio book when checking out in the Books app

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@kittenvelour No words

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@zactytother v good joke and delivery, well done

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@ScatPa Some of my staff from the Philippines introduced me to this song and little hand dance today

Carmella Girls - Carmelldansen (Official English Version)

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@isaballs3 I SAID WHAT I SAID

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I desperately wish that all of my friends would just GO TO THERAPY