Tarḫunna ⛈️

Anatolian weather god Tarhunna. Love to rule over the skies & mountains. Interests include rain, thunder, clouds. Let me know if your fields are infertile. ⛈️

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Hello, I am Hittite and neo-Hittite weather god Tarḫunna. Whether gentle rain or angry thunder, I am here to service all your weather-based needs. Please worship me or I will not send a bountiful harvest. Thanks!

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Imagine the puns that are possible when the same word means both 'holy' and 'male prostitute'.

[Ann-Marie Michaels @cheeseslave5]

More evidence that the “scribes” Jesus called hypocrites in Matthew 23 were Jewish. Sofer means scribe & Sifrei (Sofer) Kadesh means holy scribes. Kadesh was a Hittite/Canaanite stronghold. Kadesh also means male prostitute. Scriptural evidence below 👇

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

It me. https://t.co/lzktBXkaDj

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Who's the funniest person from ancient history?

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

What can I say, I love to make a big entrance atop some bulls.

[Gudea, Ensi of Lagash @ensi_gudea]

Luwian relief c. 13th century at Imamkulu depicting a male figure with a bow and spear, identified by Hieroglyphic Luwian text as Kuwalanamuwa, titled "prince." At the center is a Storm-God in a bull-drawn chariot, supported by three mountain gods and standing…

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

It can only be a matter of time until Chuck Tingle writes some Hittite/dinosaur crossover romance fiction.

[WritersPayItForward @Writers_PIF]

Under oppression, resilience rises. Follow the gripping story of Hana and Idan in A Hittite Soldier and A Slave Girl. Available in 12 countries.
https://t.co/5eBjkiiIYQ

#authenticstories #courageousheroes #lifechangingstories #livesintertwined #warriorjourney

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Back in my day there were no autistic Hittites yet online they seem to be everywhere. RFK Jr will be appointed as royal soothsayer to discover the cause by divining the entrails of small birds.

[Hittite @AutisticHittite]

In a better time you would have been sentenced by the Inquisition, along with the crew behind Conclave

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Say my name, none of this ‘the storm god’ business please and thank u

[Nrken19 @nrken19]

Illustration of Hattuşa the capital of the Hittite Empire.

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Looks like we’ve got a joker over here.

[Chief Kyiv @a_blind_sniper]

Ancient Hittite clay tablet discovered in Ugarit reveals last inscription after outbreak of war with the Sea Peoples and the start of the Bronze Age Collapse: 𒀠𒄠𒁠𒀠𒆠𒄀𒋠 𒈠𒀭𒀠𒆠𒄀𒌠 , or "chicken jockey" in modern English

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Reminds me of the time when the artisans of Hattusa were trying to get a lion to sit still so they could sculpt it.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

IS THAT A LION???

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Hai!

[Aqeel almansrawi @AqeelAlmansrawi]

Here we are in the city of #Uruk, the city that contributed to the arts, sciences, and the earliest innovations.
#archaeology.

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

This is the kind of thing that makes Tarhunna happy. Tarhunna wishes for peace for the descendants of the Hittites in Northern Syria.

[ذو الندبة @SonOfJenin]

The Al-Qaiqan Mosque in Aleppo may seem small and insignificant at first but it actually has a cool background. It was built in the 12th Century on the site of an ancient Hittite temple. The side of the Mosque contains rocks with Hittite Hieroglyphs and a Roman inscription on it.

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

The Hittite exhibition in Seoul, which opened on March 6 at the Seoul Baekje Museum, showcases 212 artifacts from the Land of Hatti.

[Nathan Achaemenid-maxxing era @Azn_Phucboi]

Went to a Hittite exhibit recently. Here are some pics.

[Conservative Vegan @VegConservative]

@tarhunna You’re the only weather forecaster left.

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Tarhunna’s wrath is especially reserved for those who confuse the Hittites and Assyrians.

[Madaxeman @madaxeman]

Newline Designs make some of the best value (and actually, "best" by any criteria) 28mm Biblical figures out there IMO, and I've just finished some "Assyrian" (OK, Hittite..) chariots from them.

More info here: https://t.co/R17k28J14m

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

?????

[Anatolian Archaeology @Anatolian2023]

Hittite Empire’s Mysterious Tablets Reborn in the Digital World: TLHdig 0.2 Released
https://t.co/yh4lHj3hrj

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

Tarhunna has been away on travels in the astral plane. I hope I didn’t miss anything.

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

@sw0rdk1tty Pardon me, mortal human. I have been busy making weather.

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

@RealBristolNews @jwsal @Keir_Starmer Bet you were crying your eyes out when Thangam lost.

[Tarḫunna ⛈️ @tarhunna]

You'll never fertilise your fields with the blood of the innocent, and no nation will ever murder its way to victory. Power built on destruction engenders no love or loyalty, but only breeds revenge. Take it from Tarhunna, who has been around for many moons.