Havana Syndrome Haver

he/himbo, 12x COVID survivor, future time traveler, sugar baby, take tweets with a grain of salt or more (to taste), wild minded

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

No, I won't be "getting a load of this guy." I don't even want a spoonful of this guy, much less a load.

[RAY @4xCaliban]

Being an Ogre like Fetterman and losing to “Nobody” is kind of a modern retelling of the Odyssey if you think about it.

[beach rat @justInwuah]

where do y'all bet he will go first:

1. the white house
2. prison
3. israel

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

I got my robot vacuum on sale for $60 bucks. The MAN hates that.

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

Man we ain’t curing cancer if anyones gonna ifs China. Can we please focus our research efforts on why dogs are like this?!

Every human has observed this behavior I need to know whyyyyy

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m howling my ass off💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

@Joshua_W37 Nah it’s the light from everywhere and nowhere. It’s bizarre. Only like soap operas used to look like this but now they all do. Whereas even a couple seasons ago this show seemed to be lit by the sun or lights in a room. Also using a nice camera IRL doesn’t look like this.

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

I dunno if it’s just something I see but the lighting on modern shows just seems wrong. It’s always like light is coming from everywhere and nowhere. It’s haunting and eerie. Like a show within a show. Made to feel off and unnatural.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA’ Season 18 has been released.

Releasing August 17 on FX and Hulu.

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

My DM is NOT gonna like my next character concept.

[Nima Shirazi @WideAsleepNima]

Donald Quixote

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

Imagine you smell shit and grimace and then immediately realize that was probably caught on camera and you’re now out of the job because the big wet baby you protect is that much of a sensitive bag of shit.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

The exact moment Trump shit his pants.

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

@hecubian_devil It’s important to have coworker interactions to remind yourself how truly insane the American political landscape is

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

This Roop Raj guy is basically the first video debate moderator I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. Every other one has been so bad that they effectively don’t exist. This guy is killing it!

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

He was so fucking ahead of his time.

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

JD vance is sweating

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

Is this about the diarrhea?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[Covie @covie_93]

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

Yoooo what’s on Barron’s laptop!!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hackers hid malware inside Meccha Chameleon Steam Workshop maps that infected PCs when players loaded them in-game

The attack bypassed two-factor authentication and took over the game’s official Discord server

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

The stupid lispy baby voice is now referred to as “JD Vance voice” in our household.

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

@daanjiji Would love this on a lil paver for garden

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

Oh you can’t even suggest old people die of natural causes now?!?!?

[Havana Syndrome Haver @tarplicious]

Pussy app for pussies