Pat

Co-Host of the prestigious TARPS OFF RADIO program on Spotify, Apple Music, etc

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

🚨 TARPS OFF BREAKING NEWS 🚨

NEW GRASS BEING INSTALLED AS WE SPEAK AT HEINZ FIELD. You heard it here first.

#Steelers #WeLoveGrass

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Upset I thought of this sign way too late :/

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Mister Vance, sir, I have it on good authority that the University of North Carolina football program is a leader in this as well. They harbor illegals, and they all support Hamas as well. Perhaps you should force a forfeit to Pitt on Saturday while u conduct your investigation

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut the wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular that we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Whatever doctor in Dallas cured JPJs back issues immediately, I have a friend (not me I promise) who suffers from debilitating erectile dysfunction (his penis can’t get hard anymore) and he is wondering if you do any penis work as well…?

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

INVESTIGATE 311

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Steelers fans really thought they would finally have a good cb room

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

If the Steelers lose tomorrow, and Ramsey plays with a broken wrist while
JPJ sits out, I can’t see how the locker room could still have JPJs back.

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Charging $125 for that hoodie is fucking insane. Even $60 seems a bit high. That’s $25 in the strip.

[Definitely You @defyoupitt]

We’re reversing the curse! If the Steelers beat Cleveland, our Ben Roethlisberger Mitchell and Ness Hoodies are only $60!!!
Regular $125

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Great video to watch before TNP ( Thursday Night PENETRATION) in Cleveland

https://t.co/p6ADemMhE9

[Chris Ferland 🐝 @chris_ferland]

The Texans are 0-7 (counting preseason) since ripping the Terrible Towel in half

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Is this AI sloppy enough for you @Bengals.
THIS WIN WAS FOR HARAMBE.

#NeverForget

[ZIM @zimwhodey]

The last time Dexter saw this Pissburgh OL…

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

The guards are in trouble this time.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Darth Vader being air-lifted back to Coruscant after suffering a pulled hamstring.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Crazy Stormy didn’t ask Bill about his #Massive #Milkers.

[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

Bill Belichick is fired up

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Last weekend I found myself in a strange city, way too high off a gas station edible, having diarrhea in a gender neutral bathroom. 4 stalls 4 urinals. In the midst of my discomfort, a group of beautiful women walked into the neighboring stalls to piss.

Genuine nightmare.

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Best oline in the league, 4x all pro RB, top 5 WR to ever do it, good depth at WR and TE, and a future HOF QB. And Tomlin, the “defensive genius”, simultaneously had one of the worst defenses I’ve ever seen.
Tomlin, the “players coach” that Lev Bell and AB quit on.

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Anyone else have random Steelertisms where they get angry thinking about the Killer B’s and how Tomlin couldn’t win a championship with one of most talented offensive units of all life time??

[Pat @tarpsoffpat]

Yooo look at those #MILKERS. Belichick is low key STACKED.
Built like my friend’s lesbian aunt.

[UNC Tar Heels @GoHeels]

With a 2-0 start for @UNCFootball paving the way for the ACC opener this coming Saturday, @JonesAngell and Head Coach Bill Belichick recap the ETSU win, talk about things that Coach is pleased with, and preview the matchup with Clemson 🏈

#GoHeels x @Bojangles