Martimus

Callin’ out BS and divin’ around in the Twitter dumpster fire 🤘

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

It’s okay, I brought my reusable bag to the store today so it completely balances this out

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@lkeHoward Sad for a rapist to get what he deserves? Nothing sad about that but pathetic fanboys being in their feelings cause their rapist buddy didn’t get the dub. Cry more

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@ChrisbWells @reporterchris This clown retweets Musk stuff so naturally his takes are absolute trash

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Elon has 10 posts in the last 24 hours disparaging immigrants, while being a literal immigrant.

Boomer behavior.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Rape children on Epstein Island: no consequences.

Climb the Empire State Building to spread a message of love: arrested immediately.

🤡🌎

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@FlamesNation Only two types of people wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes. Which one are you boomer

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@MarkDivver I’d pay to see you take a stick to the face and not snap back like the world-class whiner you’re coming off as

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@mferreriptbokaw @MarkJCarney That camera is WAY too close to your noggin. We can even see the dust in that brain from this angle 🫠

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@PatBoyle44 @morepellent @JeffPassan Tell me you don’t know shit about baseball economics without telling me 🫠🫠

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@primetimecrime Hey @CFL come get your loser of a hired help. Is this really how you want your brand portrayed?

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@Kgill39 @rayferraro21 God they’ll let any knob have a podcast hey

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@bearbear281 @gator_gum You’re a genuine loser who only spews BS but can’t produce any real receipts. Go back to the hole you were born from ya donkey

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@SeattleKraken @Mariners This aged about as well as your sad sack of a franchise is 🫠

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@DavidStaplesYEG @ThisBoyTV Your whiny tears from years past created this. Are you genuinely this dense or just trying to play stupid?

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@DavidStaplesYEG You really are this thick hey?

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@BluCollar_James @spelunky_ It’s astonishing to have this kind of confidence when you literally look like an inbred

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@jachobe @joanne87781 Are you drunk? Jesus, learn to type. That or get your CTE looked at, yikes

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@tyleryaremchuk Schneider trying to overmanage and it cost them the game. Absolutely idiotic

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@truckdriverpleb Why are you still here?

[Martimus @tarty_marty]

@thegoldenmuzzy The ‘trolling’ is just sad and pathetic at this point. You just can’t help yourself hey