Croissant Savage

He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Critical Care Nurse 🏥 very caring and extremely critical 😒💅🏻 Happy hour advocate 🍸🌮 PlayStation stan

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

I don’t understand how i’m not twitter famous with hot content like this

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@Monica55dzrh Obviously to the old rich white man that’s not even in the picture because of REVERSE RACISM 💅🏻

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@oelma__ AI Slop

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Hoping for lymphoma is a wild feeling

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I’m not homophobic but I do think most gay people shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet…..

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

I hate to break it to all the f*gs on here, but just “being hot” is not content.

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

Sudden Poop Explosion Disease

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Honestly I’m not a Mariah fan at all but @RoxxxyAndrews can make it happen 💅🏻 💕

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@FBI That’s kinda low. I’m sure there are people that would offer at least twice that to get them to take on another job.

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@GuntherEagleman @SecWar @DeptofWar Dude your name is gUnThEr EaGlEmAn get the guck out.

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

September 11th. The day after Charlie Kirk was shot and killed and president trump gave it more acknowledgement than any school shooting or mass gun murder. Never forget.

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

Get your derrière to Larry Air

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@fi_dogs why would you think it’s a good idea to send this kind of push notification in the middle of the night??? The whole point is you tell me if my dog escapes. I almost had a heart attack

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@tacobell for the love of god get rid of that HORRIBLE AI/robot voice “hi will you be ordering with your mobile code” it’s incredibly impersonal, creepy, and off putting. Especially when yes I’m ordering THROUGH the app, which is different from what it’s asking.

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@MistressIBrooks @LatriceRoyale says “I may be fat bitch but you’re ugly and I can’t lose weight” but you’re fat AND ugly so what you gonna do? 🤔

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@MedFactChecks

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He gives my heart a boner

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@MedFactChecks

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My boyfriend has 5 names and I just realized when we get married we’ll probably hyphenate and then he’ll have six names

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

Jesus Christ this platform is such a radioactive abortion of human shit

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@bunjeekhord “NuH uH hE’s VoIcEd By A gIrL iT’s NoT tHe SaMe ThInG”

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@YorchTorchGames @EthanDLane04 I found it. The funniest tweet in existence. We can all rest now.

[Croissant Savage @tarvinwashere]

@YorchTorchGames There’s nothing in any of Zelda lore that says princess zelda isn’t transgender so 🤷‍♀️
She never gives birth or has a period. Maybe Link is a chaser 🤷‍♀️ die mad about it