taz.

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@My_Metro @My_Metro Is there a bus from Longbenton to South Gosforth after 14:05? Timetable only shows up to this point

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@My_Metro is the 07:24 train from Northumberland Park towards South Shields running?

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@My_Metro Hi, when is the first metro from Northumberland Park towards South Shields please?

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@My_Metro when are the next 3 trains from Northumberland Park towards South Shields please?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Everyone's timeline needs a cleanse and it doesn't get cleansier than Snoop Dogg dancing for a horse at the Olympics:

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@My_Metro Morning. Is the 07:13 train from Northumberland Park towards South Shields running today?

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@My_Metro Hi, is the service suspension between South Gosforth and Shiremoor still ongoing?

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@SoVeryBritish

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Options when not thanked for opening the door for someone:

1. Mutter “You’re welcome”
2. Shout “YOU’RE WELCOME”
3. Say “Don’t mention it”
4. Say nothing, but menacingly
5. Follow them with your eyes until they disappear from view
6. Remain at the door in furious silence for days

[taz. @TarynRuth]

@SoVeryBritish Someone’s knocking on your door..

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@My_Metro Hi, is the 07:18 train from Monkseaton to South Shields running today?

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@My_Metro Hi, when is the next metro from Monkseaton platform 1 towards South Shields please?

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@TUIUK is your app down? I’m not able to find my booking on the app but I’m able to find it on your website through my browser

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@My_Metro I’m just approaching Palmersville heading towards St James

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@My_Metro The metro I’m on has the heating on? Surely that’s dangerous given that it’s 21 degrees outside? It’s sweltering on this train

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Slightly change a film quote to make it very British.

I’ll go first:

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a monkeys.

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@My_Metro when’s the next train from Longbenton towards St James please? Pop app shows 6m but shows the train is at Shiremoor. Timetable board at station says 14m but keeps changing.

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@My_Metro Morning. What time are the next 2 trains due to arrive at Monkseaton Platform 1 to South Shields?

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@SoVeryBritish @tbell27

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@inthestyleUK Hey. I placed an order on 27th Dec before 10pm. Paid for next day delivery. I know there ha been bank holidays but I’ve not heard anything since and no dispatch email. Can I have an update please?