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[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

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@x0tek @malmesburyman I second this.

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@SartorialThug As a Nottingham gentleman then The (World Famous) Invertabratey Ground works.
…or Trent Midge.

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@ZubyMusic Fully agree. Also - life can be easy, if you let it be.

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@Mr_Anderson_Esq @SamSmithHiggins The key part is “functioning” to be fair.

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@Derby_Dazzler Whoever it it I can almost guarantee they’ll be far better when they play us than yesterday.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Short, back and Shepherd’s Pie please mate.”

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@BladeoftheS “Who is John Galt?”

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@sportingintel @mjshrimper I agree, too. Was worth trying, but the delay sucking the joy out of all goals, plus giving penalties and offsides that surprise literally everyone on the pitch? The marginal upsides not worth the big detriment.

[🦔 @theoryofwallows]

Sometimes I look at the lowest rated reviews of my favorite movies just for some laughs and I came across this one from the dirties ... What happened in the middle there

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@WiggumCharm Never sat alone in The Dragon at midday on a Saturday chewing down that first hungover as fuck pint of recovery lager.

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@AGKM59 @1882_Tottenham Wasn’t aimed at you pal, we are coming from the same place.

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@BuckSexton Exactly this. It’s almost perfect, isn’t it?

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@HiddenYorkshire @HBrubanter Fair enough, to each their own. I personally thought the books were great, as they each tell a tale of historical events with a total bastard inserted as a protagonist. You always hope this one will finally be his comeuppance but it never is. And he knows he’s a cowardly fraud.

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@SouthStandPies Has been for a long time pal. From a Forest fan genuinely wishing the best for you. Hope to see you back on your feet soon, great club.

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@PolitlcsUK I have a genuine, simple and foolproof system to protect against this harmful, evil etc content. It will also cost hundreds of millions of pounds less than the OBC. It is called the off button.

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@exRAF_Al Skyscanner etc been doing this for ages. All these fixes miss the simple one - I search on mobile data out and about and screenshot the price. The Mrs searches a week later on her phone. If prices similar, book. If loads cheaper, book. If loads more expensive, use other device

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Our employee Piss Jugman destroyed a car after seeing his reflection for the first time. He thought it was another 8 foot tall jug of piss, since he never learned to become self aware.

If this is your vehicle, please come inside and we will offer you a complimentary meet-and-greet with the attacker.

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@ItIsHoeMath The only genuine “superpower” that most people can possess is both having a good and honest understanding of where you sit on this curve, and making the most of that knowledge.