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[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.

I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government’s response via video-conference as we fight this virus.

Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives

[antanddec @antanddec]

We are both devastated to hear the news about Caroline Flack. It is beyond sad. Beyond words. So tragic. Our thoughts and prayers are with her family.
Rest In Peace Caroline
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[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Nobody in Britain can believe it’s Christmas next week

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Who knew it was possible?

[Think Atheist 🌐 @ThinkAtheist]

One of these products is banned in the US because of the risk to human lives

[Catherine Walter (she/her) #TransAlly #LongCovid @hcwalterelt]

#ThisIsNotConsent #IBelieveHerIreland Ladies, get your knickers out. Here are mine. A 27-yo man in Ireland found not guilty of raping a 17-yo; her underwear was used in court as evidence of consent. NO. NO. NO. Join me and I Believe Her - Ireland by protesting with your panties.

[[email protected] @tasha960]

@Cornwallhospice

[[email protected] @tasha960]

I’ve just sponsored Jess using @vmgiving. You can support them too at https://t.co/5lrZ0nriiK

@cftrust

[Would You Rather? @YouChoices]

Friends or followers?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Procedure for being unthanked for door holding:
1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit
2. Say “you're welcome”
3. Shake head
4. Mutter "unbelievable"
5. Watch as someone else walks through the door you’re still holding
6. Repeat

[Simon Beale @SimonBeale]

Those who hate the #ClocksBack change:
- Parents of young kids
- Pet owners
- Nightshift workers
- Anyone who can’t line up the kitchen clock with the nail in the wall it was hanging on

[Fact @Fact]

School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

[antanddec @antanddec]

Happy 90th Birthday to the iconic Tyne Bridge! The sight you know you’re home. D #HappyBirthdayTyneBridge