TashaDaphne

Half Larry Appleton / Half Balki Bartokomous 👯‍♂️

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[TashaDaphne @tashadaphne]

No one:

Me: If @JohnStamos can check in and view my story after a long day on set, so can you.

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/M0wyg9hQZ9

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A mid-life crisis is not a victimless crime.

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Men in Palm Springs either dress like Richard Simmons or Richard Dreyfuss 😂

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No one:

Me: If Adam Levine can make me feel seen & respected, so can you 💁🏻‍♀️

[TashaDaphne @tashadaphne]

@adamlevine has the heavenly voice of an angel 🙏🏼🤍✨🥲

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Been seeing a lot of U-Hauls in Palm Springs ... Pride is upon us

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If you want your son to be a hunk, name him BRAD

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Am I reaching enlightenment or is my ponytail too tight?🧘🏻‍♀️

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🎶 If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my cats 🎶

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The swinging door between living room & kitchen that only exists in retro sitcoms 😍

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@JohnStamos So beautiful 🤍

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When live audience chants name of 90s talk show host 😍

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“How can this be? For I have not known a man ...” — Luke 1:34 #MothersDay

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May the nip finally be freed this summer & ever after (Inshallah, Amen)

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Knocking on wood is a grounding technique

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Forever 29

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ENM is just millennial talk for swinger 😳

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Not to get political, but the best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

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What would UC Berkeley be without Autism?

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Starting an award show for award shows so I can say this award goes to the award-winning award show