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[Mombre @tashahock]

"Words are also actions, and actions are a kind of words." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The… https://t.co/WP1V2bBuul

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

“$8M to make mice transgender. This is real!” I hate stupid people. I don’t say that meaning I’m brilliant. I say it meaning I trust the experts and listen to them like other intelligent human beings should.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Report: Top Twitter engineer fired after telling Musk that “irregardless” is not a word.

[Justin Wyne @wyne]

I asked my friend at Twitter how he’s doing. He said he can’t complain.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

if you're lamenting that twitter's current situation might limit your ability to read posts by weirdos i have good news. reddit is still going strong

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

in honor of removing the device indicator in tweets, I want to pay tribute to dorothy

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

TFW you’re sending Twitter down the drain.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

bro what is going on at twitter

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

[worms cited @christapeterso]

Elon is just demanding random people on his website tell him how it works now

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you're leaving twitter we'd like to inform you of our TikTok account that critics have described as "fine."

[Tara Ansley @TaraAnsley]

Twitter right now.

[Kurt Wagner @KurtWagner8]

Elon Musk, a self-described "free speech absolutist," has fired at least two senior Twitter engineers who called him out publicy on Twitter

https://t.co/IKflTK1nAr

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now
https://t.co/0OwVdlKsQW

[Marco Rogers @polotek]

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

@laurenboebert Why do you need money if the taxpayers are paying for the vote count ? Grifter