GillianG

Yes I'm a nurse. No I don't want to see.

[GillianG @taskacat]

@JaneFallon Buddy says "get well soon!"

[GillianG @taskacat]

@mattcoyney Good to hear!

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

Look, here’s the thing.. I am NEVER going to be an Olympic gold medalist, I’ll never be a millionaire, my footprint will not be the first on Mars. But this ain’t bad. ❤️

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Yet another unrealistic body expectation for women.

[GillianG @taskacat]

@imshanereaction Im so sorry for your sad loss. ❤️

[GillianG @taskacat]

@NoContextBrits Warm water knocked stupid
Piss water

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

Some photos of the Friends cast from when they were teenagers

[GillianG @taskacat]

@nicolerafiee Makes you lighter so that escape is easier in times of heightened stress

[GillianG @taskacat]

@BeeClaudia00 🌄🌞

[Dave Kehr @dave_kehr]

Sad to think that an entire generation of great British actors will primarily be remembered for playing bits in Harry Potter films.

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

That time of the year again

[GillianG @taskacat]

@adeleparks I'm 46 and I get it

[Abi Slade @abi_slade]

when a stranger on the train says to you “is this the train to _______” and you say “i hope so” and then you both laugh 👍👍👍👍👍👍 peak life moment

[GillianG @taskacat]

@LagerthaH ✋️

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[GillianG @taskacat]

@P_Swan078 What an amazing show tonight! Every cast member was exceptional, and the band was brilliant! It was obvious how much hard work went into the whole production. Well done everyone!! 👏

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things British people simply have to mention when they see it, often prefixed with “ooh, look!”

-Cow
-Horse
-Sheep/lambs
-Dog (especially if particularly small or large)
-A big bee
-Train
-Rainbow
-Helicopter
-Plane
-Heavy traffic on the other side of the motorway
-The sea
-Sunshine
-Lightning
-Snow
-Fox
-Squirrel
-When their pet does a big stretch
-Yellow car
-Haircut
-For Sale sign on a neighbour’s house
-The first raindrop when eating outside
-Particularly big queue
-Hearse
-New houses being built
-Castle

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

"What do we want?"

"Autocorrect to stop making us look stupid by changing simple words in our texts."

"When do we want it?"

"Not!"

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

I finished an email with ‘any issues, please just get in touch to discuss’ and they got in touch to discuss.