Theresa Skojec

[Theresa Skojec @taskojec]

@chrissyteigen Prime now yourself a hat

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@chrissyteigen Yes.

[Theresa Skojec @taskojec]

@Coolio you reached 54.

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@BiIIMurray I live in mt pleasant, my husband has your toon squad jersey. Sign it? I’m a little late on Father’s Day.

[Theresa Skojec @taskojec]

If you look up emotional deregulation, you will find a picture of my toddler. #toddlermom #happyoneminutebawlingthenext

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Fritos scoops are the GOAT of chip.

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@ONCustServ Yay!!!

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@OldNavy I need u to start manufacturing adult clothes that match the toddler clothes. Specifically: the striped dresses w either strawberries or lady bugs on them. I could use one of those zip up terry cloth beach cover ups with the ruffle sleeves. Holler @ me if u need pics 😍

[Theresa Skojec @taskojec]

There is no game I enjoy more than: where have I seen that obscured ass actor before? Latest edition, Sneaky Pete*ballet*trash. Can you figure it out?

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@chrissyteigen False those cookie ice cream sandwiches with the mini chocolate chips smashed into the exposed ice cream are stellar

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If anyone needs a new villain to hate, check out Dr Smith on the new #LostInSpace2018

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@chrissyteigen remember when you were accused of being the head of some crazy celebrity sex trafficking ring? Well that lady was sniffing up the wrong tree https://t.co/6YjYoKvt5X

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@chrissyteigen Our bulldog who is finally home after sacrificing his spleen to a tumor. We were lucky so far, can’t imagine your loss. 🐶😪

[Theresa Skojec @taskojec]

Our bulldog Monty was rushed to the ER due to a ruptured tumor on his spleen. We choose to try to give him a few years with major damage to our wallets. If you’re willing, we would appreciate the help. #montystrong https://t.co/xQmT9HQAWF

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There is nothing like peeling stickers off your toddlers clothes, makes laundry extra fun #toddlerlife

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@grayhchapman @RTBarstool Worked at a microbrew for 8 years, I have heard it all.

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New Snapchat needs a search button. Where are my friends stories, I truly don’t know how half these celebrities are. #imold #wheremypeeps?

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Why is Amy’s hair my hair when I decide to grow it back out after an emotional chop? #rewatchingveep @VeepHBO #jld❤️ #410

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I need a teenager to loan me their metabolism for like a month, I promise I’ll return it. #🤞🏻#thisisyour30s

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When you make it home just as the kids try to nod off, thus avoiding the dreaded car nap. #parentingwin