Ash Schmidt

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

Being told that you have a sexy attitude?

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

I don't know which is more weird...the fact that I got a fb friend request from @JakeMHunter or Stephen Mathes....

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

if youre just gonna hold back, then ill find someone who won't.

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

You told me not to make you a problem, so I didn't.

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

crazy wild attractionnnn! I'm getting great at this self control thing (:

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

no one ever said I careeeee Haaa!

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

@Amanda_Hansonnn my thoughts EVERY night...have I mentioned that overnights SUCKKKKKK

[Amanda Hanson @Amanda_Hansonnn]

Too bad nobody I'm friends with is actually awake to talk to at this time of the morning when I'm wiiiiide awake

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

dear job, you are killing me. I'm sick of doctors visits & surgeries just because I work myself to death....@Mcds_Probs

[Amanda Hanson @Amanda_Hansonnn]

I have such a great family. It improves my mood so much every time I get to spend quality time with them

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

I didn't get medications prescribed to me just to freak out about the possible side effects, I just want to feel better.

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

I really need to invest in some sports bras soon

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

@JakeMHunter gayyyy

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

@JakeMHunter @cierram214 @khuxtable19 @Abbieee_12 i love you cierra!!!!

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

@JakeMHunter @cierram214 @khuxtable19 @Abbieee_12 um jakeee you're still not a female :) its wayyyy different

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

I hate working Friday & Saturday overnights, I always feel like I'm going to be raped in the drive thru window @Mcds_Probs @McLyfe

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

It sucks being the attractive overnight manager @JakeMHunter

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

These are probably the worst pickles I've ever tasted!

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

My parents should know better than to leave a bottle of vodka sitting on the counter...

[Ash Schmidt @tastymcbiotch]

So the last 2 days I've been waking up to everyone's bs, can this stop now?!