Kevin Tate

[Kevin Tate @tatekev]

@imalexanderlari Ready

[✰ 𝔸𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 ✰ @shadysmith219]

This is unhinged. In the best possible way… 😆

#Eminem - freestyle for German television (2009)

[HTX Studio @HTX_Studio]

We Built the Product Apple Gave Up On...

[Kevin Tate @tatekev]

It’s funny but is extremely true

[alexei @alexeixbt]

this guy literally explained the truth about the "ADHD superpower"

[EDMBOON @EDMBOON]

The LAST thing you would expect to hear at a Boiler Room set 🤣

Why does the Wii theme go so hard like this...

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

🚨HEY AUBURN TIGERS🚨

I am coming to the game THIS SATURDAY against Florida and I need your help!

Reach out to @jakemalasek to let us know where we need to go, what we need to see and what we need to do to get the REAL Auburn game day experience!

Can't wait to see it!!!

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

I’ve been working on something different for the next generation. My own world is coming to KLASSY, and I’m only the beginning. We’re bringing culture, storytelling, and learning together in a whole new way.

#KlassyPartner #Ad

[Tesla @Tesla]

The future has arrived in Austin

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

⛽️ 🔥 ⛽️ 🔥

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

This Fred again.. x Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk moment has to be up there as one of the greatest dance music moments of the century. 😍

[BlackManBoating $APE AMC #debtFREE2026 🚀MICHAEL🐐 @BlackManBoating]

Movie Star Tom Hardy’s Debut Rap Album with A BANE Cameo. 👀

The Oscar nominee’s rap persona released his 15-track debut album Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer, made in collaboration with hip-hop collective Czarface, and featuring appearances from Busta Rhymes, Method Man and EL-P, as well as nods to Shakespeare, Marvel and Stephen King.

Fire tho 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Hmt-Khem @davesterrrr]

All of the lights! #kanye

[Umeh💡 @UmehWrites]

In 2018 an airport worker named Richard stole an empty airplane and flew it for over an hour, performing different stunts. He was not a pilot, and his only “experience” was flying in video games. The conversation before he finally cr@shed was so emotional, he was named the Sky King.

[a - p o x @apox6ix]

THIS SHIT IS EVERYTHIIING TO ME 😫😭

[Mastery Mindset @_masterymindset]

She literally explained How One Text can ruin your entire day ADHD.

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

We all probably have a favorite Dolly story, this one’s mine 🥹

[Kevin Tate @tatekev]

Brenda is just mad that Dale never showed interest in the pineapple on her mailbox

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Not all heroes wear capes.

God bless you Dale. 🤣

[Kevin Tate @tatekev]

They don’t make em like her anymore…thank you Dolly, you somehow always were a light in the darkness

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

My favorite clip of Dolly.