Tatum Burke

2.0 she/they

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

changing my name to Tatum because there is still time and literally why the fuck not >:)

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Guy at my coffee shop just said “Think about Taylor swift singing Green Day. Or singing about Stalin. That’s AI” idk how Stalin factors into this

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Nyc move cue going crazy in the U-Haul rn

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

@girlpynchon OMG THANK YOU 🥲

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

My college thesis film is out now on YouTube!!! Send to your favorite nonbinary person you won’t regret it https://t.co/tJwnixvTe9

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

@girl__doctor Miss u too <3

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Can someone tell him to get back to horror PLEASE no one wants this 😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Ari Aster’s ‘EDDINGTON’, starring Pedro Pascal, Emma Stone, Austin Butler and Joaquin Phoenix.

In theaters on July 18.

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

After a month working at Trader Joe’s I can confirm the cashiers are not flirting with you. Quite the opposite actually. Stop being horny while getting ur groceries freaks

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Is Anora the first best picture winner with a dab pen in it

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

@girlpynchon March 20-24!

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

How life feels now that I have confirmed ela visit in march

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

@camwrusso Bruh revoke that rn

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Minor flooding situation in my bedroom…I’m kinda like the aang of natural disasters

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

@cowboysofinfo Like she should let me sublet a room in her house atp

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

@girl__doctor I wish I was making this shit up

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Looking for investors in my new product, Cooler whip. It’s a cool whip knock off but everyone will flock because why settle for cool when you can have cooler whip

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

@virginiaw00lfe @girl__doctor @final_quinn No way it’s gotta be bird

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

So uh my uber driver pulled up to the light, put the car in park and sprinted away. Whaddo I do now 🤷

[Max the Observer 🦭 @strepmommy]

peanut butter is really good bc you can use it in sweet. or in savory.

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Art school is fake what do you mean you have an accommodation to vape in class

[Tatum Burke @tatgotrobbie]

Average Tam Thursday vs Average Derb Thursday