Taylor Jones

Emergency Management Professional
#EMGTwitter
Elon'11 UD '15
Braves Fan
All thoughts expressed are my own.

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@gifs_baseball Ever sung the national anthem so badly that you realized you needed rehab? Yeah, me neither.

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@GoStripers

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We await the letter from the HOA.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

When your journalism is driven by ratings, your information is entertainment.

Idiocracy was a documentary

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

Bombshell: @markrobinsonNC and his wife falsified (or forged?) official gov't documents while running their daycare, including criminal background checks. They were cited for dozens of serious safety violations, endangering children in their care:
https://t.co/kWd3F1oLan #ncpol

[Prince William County Emergency Management @ReadyPWC]

All thunderstorms 🌧️ produce lightning ⚡, and it can strike up to 10 miles from the main storm! Remember, when thunder roars, go indoors! Learn more about being prepared for severe storms at https://t.co/CE7uxe7wve 🌩️ #ReadyPWC

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@Ready_Northwest

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@Keithwxtech @AgWxMan1 @mattlanza Please upgrade your subscription to "Life Saving Alerts" to receive this alert!

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@TheNolanStout Back to live tweeting local board meetings? 😁

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@LastWeekTonight (They aren’t going to change).

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@Ready_Northwest Could always cheer for Mclaren...

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Today's digit: 1/10 - I mean … it could be a little worse. Hydrate and hide from the heat where possible. -Ian, CWG

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@ddiamond Coming into Newark at night, especially on whichever side is facing the city, it’s pretty awesome.

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@Staroxvia You can’t build a nuclear plant on the site of an old coal plant because the background radiation is above the allowable amounts for a nuclear plant. 😬

[Taylor Jones @tator2709]

@CJNitkowski Come on @Jomboy_

[NY Public Library @nypl]

Please, we are 129 years old #NoCutsToLibraries

[Prince William County Emergency Management @ReadyPWC]

Summer's officially started! One way to be prepared during the warm weather is to understand the warning signs of heat illness, including heat exhaustion and heat stroke. Find more information on heat safety at https://t.co/HQb5jdlog7 🥵😎 #ReadyPWC

[NY Public Library @nypl]

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.

[Ready Fairfax @ReadyFairfax]

We're Hiring a Regional Planner!
✅ Assist regional and county agencies with emergency initiatives.
✅ Ensure compliance with NIMS, CPG 101, EMAP, and related regulations.
✅ Serve on an Emergency Operations Center team during activations.

Link: https://t.co/FniJXMynuU

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

This week’s main story is about why if Donald Trump wins a second term, it could be much worse than his first. It’s also largely about MILF Manor 2. All sorts of things are important, including the future president of the United States and, of course, MILF Manor 2.