Taunnahcrash

Naughty girl, working in a mans world. Married to my best friend. lyric junkie Strong drinks & good food are the way to my heart.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

Hey girl, do you have an Amazon wishlist? Cause I’m gonna buy you a vibrator so you stop tweeting about how bad you want it.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

All you need is love and a good choking.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

I’m only a feminist to a point, like I believe women should work and make money and be treated equally in the job market but I also make sure to take care of my family, clean house, clean kids, and home cooked meals.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Do guys even realize saying “you look better without makeup” isn’t actually a compliment.

Also, no one asked you.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

No one is more offended than an asshole when someone is an asshole right back to them.

[Taunnahcrash @taunnahcrash]

@turtledumplin @McClaneJohn2 I actually like the color to be honest 🤫

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

It’s a seat warmers on, windows down kinda morning.

[Roc @Roclogic]

Don’t deny your energy.. let it flow

[Taunnahcrash @taunnahcrash]

@EZsBack Bahaha!!! I swear, everyday I sneeze in my mask lol... and i almost wrote I sneezed in shorts lol 😂 🤣😂 I have to work with a mask on 24/7.. it’s definitely getting to me

[Taunnahcrash @taunnahcrash]

@turtledumplin I love you!! Come into the office already so I can see ur fine ass ❤️😘😏

[Hanging with the raisin girls @TheHappySlut1]

Can I be a feminist and still enjoy being objectified? Come slap my ass while I vote.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

Lululemon leggings are perfection.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

got a thing for sunsets, song lyrics, and how sexy you are when you’re making me laugh.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Which one of you weirdos smells like BO up in here?

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Y’all worried that mushroom’s a fungus yet out here eating stranger’s asses.

[Taunnahcrash @taunnahcrash]

@JimH1923 That’s what I’m saying!! My fear is that the friends ditch her and she’s left across town.. obviously I would pick her up but still, the over thinking is real on this subject. It would be different if I knew the kids and their parents.

[Taunnahcrash @taunnahcrash]

@JimH1923 Yes! For now! She’s my practice run 😂