@vcmqires These kinda tweets piss me off like have you even tried crack? Do you think you could just say that first sip feels euphoric and have an attempt at poetic alliteration instead?
@MOED0LL Random dude at the liquor store asked me why I prefered the vodka I was buying, said I was mad cute and then asked for my number. Was too caught off guard to give him my actual number oooops. One of my friends still reems me for it (dude was mad cute too)
@MarkJCarney Maybe focus on ensuring all people, especially Indigenous communities, have clean drinking water instead of wasting water on some stupid AI bullshit. You should be ashamed of yourself.
it is so heartbreaking how the deaths of palestinians are painted as an inevitability because israel targets journalists. we also hear less & less about it. because israel targets journalists.
keep talking about the genocide in palestine, fuck israel
@anonymiserly@QiaochuYuan Sorry this stuff is just interesting to me because I do it all the time. Like oh you said x when I know you meant y. And I think I said y, but apparently not
@anonymiserly@QiaochuYuan Yeah its not that serious for sure but dude was probably not paying much attention, thinking about bacon more than pickles until it clicked for him the words he was actually saying rather than just thinking
@anonymiserly@QiaochuYuan Dude wanted the bacon, didn’t want pickles, but kept saying bacon instead of pickles for some reason. He didn’t realize the mistake he kept making until the server continued questioning his meal request. And thus, got a bacon cheeseburger without pickles, but with bacon.
I am very upset that no one seems to share my love of clown babies with porcelain faces, extremely soft hair, and bean bag bodies. I cannot find the two I had from childhood but my Dad is determined to help find them