Tauseef

[Tauseef @tauseeftrumboo]

Damn

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

This is the kind of mess up you make as an MI5 agent that gets you sent to Slough House to clean Jackson Lamb's piss.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[MC @UtdMicah]

City’s lawyer after only beating 1/115 charges

[The Wire @thewire_in]

4,249 Books Removed from Libraries, Higher Educational Institutions in J&K, Nearly 94% of Them in Kashmir

So far, 21,81,582 books and publications have been scrutinised across Jammu and Kashmir, the govt reply mentions, reports @Akhbarwoul.

https://t.co/tqtGNyarME

[Iltija Mufti @IltijaMufti_]

Veterinarian interns are paid a measly 6K every month despite being posted to far flung districts & even states for duty. I hope @CM_JnK takes cognisance of their difficulties too by ensuring they get a stipend hike.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Japan’s prime minister has revealed an unlikely companion during her long hours at work: a cockroach.

Sanae Takaichi said she felt “a little lonely” after staff removed the insect from her official residence, because she thought it might be part of the cycle of reincarnation.

🔗 https://t.co/4EvFnAOT1G

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Cool, I #SurvivedArneSlot

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Huge respect to Italy who took this stance a decade ago...

[Tauseef @tauseeftrumboo]

@imrankehwah Of course the “problem isn’t AI” since all your tweets are drafted through ChatGPT 🤣

Fatty, dragging someone who is In no shape or form connected to their family’s politics - to score a few points online ??
That’s low, even by your standards.

[Tauseef @tauseeftrumboo]

@thevogueprince Linkin park singer said what ?

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[সিদ্ধার্থ (Siddhartha) @quinoa_biryani]

Whaddyamean

[Tauseef @tauseeftrumboo]

“Sonam it’s done bro”

[Tauseef @tauseeftrumboo]

Absolutely wild how this and more was par for course in Kashmir for decades. No one questioned the legality or morality of it then. One (1) protester in Delhi with pellet gun injuries and the moral compass suddenly starts getting a move along.

[Suhasini Haidar @suhasinih]

Delhi Police must explain the use of pellet guns on protestor. #MustRead story @vijaita @ButaniAshna

[Zamir Abdullah @zamirabdullah12]

The draconian and repressive tool of tear gas shall never deter us, we continue to stand steadfast in our resolve for our dignity snd rights. #WeMarch

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

🇵🇸 ❤️💛🇪🇸

[Tauseef @tauseeftrumboo]

@thevogueprince Staefan and Eleana too

[Tauseef @tauseeftrumboo]

@GemsOfJKPC He has shown more moxie in a single 10 minute speech than your lot combined over the course of the past 2 years. He spoke about Article 370 in length, something which your party folks avoid like the plague. So save this bullshit for some other day.